Cold Feet Puns

Now I have tostitos

He puts on his Socrates.

They put their Anglo socks on.

No, they are quite toes-ty

I said ‘they’re not bare feet, they’re man feet’.

Chilitos.

I mean, mine were groom temperature.

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^^I ^^just ^^got ^^some ^^great ^^groans ^^from ^^my ^^wife ^^and ^^two ^^of ^^our ^^soon-to-be ^^married ^^friends ^^with ^^this ^^one.

Just not the ones she been giving me lately.

Thanks for the silver ❤️

I guess he got cold feet.

So I decided to call a toe-truck.

Because they always get cold feet

He had cold feet.

I was planning on returning them, but then I got cold feet.

But then I got cold feet

Couldn't jump

Had cold feet :) :)

He got cold feet.

Because most of the brides get cold feet.

But after wading in I got cold feet.

In case I get cold feet

before getting married people must sleep without socks a lot

I see a bunch of them getting cold feet

Wife: Hey, I came up with an idea. Bed sheets that have one big pocket at the bottom to tuck your legs into so they never get cold. I'll call them... "Feeted" Sheets.

Me: wiping tear from eye Perfection.

They have cold feet

One of them got cold feet and it all went downhill from there.

He got cold feet.

What do you call an avocado that plays the guitar?
Rockamole.

How do you secure your avocado?
Lockamole

Blatent lies about the avocado? That's a
Crockamole

Taking your avocado fishing? Head to the
Dockamole

If your avocado's feet are cold, get it a
Sockamole

Time to stack some avocados on top of each other ...
Blockamole

Selling avocados? Make sure you have plenty of
Stockamole

Or just pawning them?
Hockamole

Your reaction at how amazing these all are?
Shockamole.

How many degrees does Earth's temp need to rise in order for my wife's feet to not be freezing cold all the time?

So yesterday I found a toy car in the freezer that my 1 year old son had put there. In telling my wife the story I told her that I was disappointed that it was a car, since: if it was a shoe I could say it was cold feet, and if it was a phone he was trying to cold call someone.

My wife, completely deadpan, responds:

"He was looking for a cool ride"

Because he has cold feet!!!

But then I got cold feet

i guess you could say i got cold feet

No cold feet

Then I started getting cold feet, and popped the question.

...but the investors got cold feet

As a Boy Scout, we would camp a lot and go on hikes.

One night, we had to do a night hike, alone, for a merit badge. I had left the campsite about an hour earlier and a terrible storm rolled in. The sky opened up and the ground was quickly saturated. I tried to continue my hike for another few minutes, but it got cold and I was chilled and soaked to the bone, so I decided to try to head back to camp.

Lightning was starting to crackle above me, so I thought I should try to take a shortcut to make my hike back quicker. I pulled out my compass and found my direction, but the rain made it impossible to see more than five feet in front of me.

I was looking down at my compass, not paying any attention to where I was going, and suddenly felt weightless. The feeling didn't last long as I thumped down on slippery earth a second later.

I had fallen onto a ledge on the side of a rather steep cliff, the bottom of which was at least fifty feet down.

I sat there, contemplating on how to get back up this cliff as water rolled over the edge ten feet above me. There was nothing to grab onto to pull myself up. I was stuck there.

After a few minutes, I noticed the little ledge I was standing on was slowly getting smaller. The water was coming down so hard it was eroding the tiny bit of safety I had.

I dug through my pockets, thinking maybe I had something, anything, to help me out of my precarious situation. All I had was my compass, a cough drop, and a match. I was screwed.

So, I sat there, watching the edge of the ledge I was on get closer and closer to my feet, when suddenly I felt something pushing on my back.

I turned slightly and saw a wooden box sticking out of the cliff behind me. It was working its way out of the side, the rain surely helping it along. I tried to move away from it, but the ledge wasn't very wide and the box kept coming out, pushing me farther to the weak and failing edge.

As more of the box came out, to my horror, I realized it was a coffin! I had no idea how old it was, but it looked rather rotten. All I could think of was being pushed off this ledge, and the rotten coffin breaking and dropping a skeleton onto my broken and battered body at the bottom.

The coffin crept closer, my foot began to slip. I grabbed onto a root that was sticking out of the cliffside and dug in my pocket once more.

I hurriedly tore the wrapper off the cough drop and stuck it in my mouth. It stopped the coffin.

This joke has been told to me

Or your bride might get cold feet.

My sister was chatting with my family about how her newborn son's feet are always cold.

I said, "Yeah, he doesn't really seem like the adventurous type."

I was on the phone with my dad and told him I had come down with a cold. He responded, "Well if your nose is running and your feet smell you need to go to the doctor because you were built upside down."

Wait, never mind. He got cold feet

On a ferry to get to my car, a dad and his young son go to the window next to me.

Dad: "Well son, this is as far as the boat is going to dock. We still have a few feet so you are going to have to get out and swim the rest of the way."

Son: "No dad stop you are lying, its too cold to swim."

Dad: "Sorry buddy but I'm standing."

The joke went over the little dudes head while I giggled like a school girl

I was planning on returning them today, but then I got cold feet.

Because they all get cold feet.

Unfortunately, I got cold feet

One of them got cold feet and it all went downhill from there.