Coinstar Puns

It just doesn't make cents...

I went up to the repair man and said "Fixing the machine? I guess its time for a change"

My cousin and I pour two buckets of coins in to the machine and it kicks out the rejects into a little slot. My cousin starts sending them back through the machine to try to get them accepted.

I look over and say, "come on, now you're just nickel and diming it."

The teller chuckles. My cousin rolls her eyes and says, "you're not funny."

I say, "that's just your two cents."

Except for that Coinstar machine I knocked over, but that doesn’t count.