Why is it a bad idea to iron a four leaf clover?
Because you shouldn't press your luck!
I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.
Now all my lucks turned to shit.
What do you get when you mix a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
I painted a four leaf clover on my wife's foam stones ...
Because they are SHAM-rocks!
What kind of music do clovers like?
Shamrock.
I saw a man going up a hill with a trolley full of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbit's feet...
I thought, βWell he's pushing his luck!β
My wife asked me why I was ironing my 4 leaf clover
I told her I was pressing my luck
I donβt understand people who preserve four leaf clovers...
Theyβre really pressing their luck.
Edit: Thank you very much for the unexpected medal!
What should you say to a dog who pees on a four leaf clover?
Urine luck!
Clover.
Have you heard the joke about the butter.....
I can't tell you. You might spread it
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover?
Because you shouldnβt press your luck.
Never iron your four leaf clover.
You don't want to press your luck.
What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?
A rash of good luck.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy and a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck! π
Today I saw a man pushing a wheelbarrow full of four leaf clovers,rabbits feet and horseshoes.
He was really pushing his luck
You shouldn't iron your four leaf clover
Don't want to press your luck
Why shouldnβt you ever iron a four leaf clover?
You donβt want to press your luck.
Never iron a four leaf clover...
You donβt want to press your luck.
Never iron a 4-leaf clover
Itβll press your luck
Make sure that you never iron a four-leaf clover ...
because you don't want to press your luck
