In the lab
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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_macaroons
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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The great thing about your parachute not deploying

Is that you have the rest of your life to fix it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blackcatice
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Always jump from a plane with a backup.

That's why they call them pair of chutes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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Have you heard about the new book about bamboo?

It’s a great reed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grantlouwagie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2019
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What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?

Chute!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyphr0st
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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My little nephew just asked why skydivers only have a single reserve parachute.

I said, if they had more than two they wouldn't be called pair-o-chutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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I don't talk to the tandem skydiving instructor any more...

because we recently had a falling out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zap-Brannigan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2013
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What happened when the outlaws went skydiving?

They had a chute out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmusedGrap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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What did the skydiver say when her pack didn't open?

Chute!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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