Checklist Puns

Checklist: a tool for ensuring coverage of a subject can be completed with a check mark of some form, for instance, a cross, a tick, etc.

Ticklist: someone who is tickling you.

• Does the big hand move clockwise?

Tick.

And I could barely keep myself from asking, "What about Yugoslavia lists?"

Shamelessly stolen from Chandler Bing, the master of dad jokes.

My wife is trying to soothe the little fella, not sure what’s wrong.

There’s a short checklist we go through, feed, hot/cold or pooping. He has a bit of trouble when he’s trying to poop.

“What’s hurting? What do you want? Is it mouth or butt that you want?”

Me from the kitchen:

“How come I never get this question?”

I'm the Best Man in my buddy's wedding, and my dad and stepmom were nice enough to help me shop for and find a decent suit. Going down the checklist of stuff I need, black suit, black shirt, etc. when we get to the belt. My stepmom asks me "don't you already have a black belt?"

So I say "yes"

Dad chimes in "oh wow, I didn't know you took karate."