We were talking about reddit and how she doesn't use it. (First time posting here)
My dad dadjoked me while censoring himself.
I was on the phone with my dad just now, and he was talking about his co-worker that had colon cancer. Not the regular colon cancer that's deep in the colon where you get tested for it and have surgery, but right there on the delivery end. The kind where it hurts when you sit down or when you go to poop.
He said it was a pain in the butt.
Did you hear about the guy that mistook the whiteout bottle for the viagra bottle?
He wound up with a massive correction and his wife was heavily censored
Wanna hear a great joke making fun if China?
<Censored>
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
Motion censors
What do you call a boat that doesn't allow criticism?
A censor-ship
