Camelot Puns

A list of puns related to "Camelot"

I bought this dumb novelty baking pan shaped like Camelot.

I think I'll break it in by making a castlerole.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/Animakitty
📅︎ Oct 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Who was the fattest knight in Camelot?

Sir Cumference

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/OgOnetee
📅︎ Jul 26 2019
🚨︎ report
Where do you park a camel?

At the Camelot

(My Egyptian father’s fav joke)

👍︎ 265
💬︎
👤︎ u/ejkhabibi
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
🚨︎ report
Dad: Where do desert nomads buy their camels?

Son: I dunno. Where?

Dad: at Camelot

👍︎ 12
💬︎
👤︎ u/onecrazy88fan
📅︎ May 11 2015
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.