How do you call a duck that does drugs?
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What do you call a duck that steals?
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Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
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What do you call a duck with one eye?
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a duck that wonβt shut up?
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What do ducks call their behind?
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What do you call an ignorant duck?
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If you have two ducks, and one of them is called Tim, what do you call the other one?
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What do you call a duckβs read end?
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︎ Jul 15 2020
What do you call an exploding duck?
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What do you call a rapping duck?
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What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?
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what you you call a duck with a Ph. D. ?
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What do you call a disabled duck?
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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What do you call a duck in the ocean?
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︎ Jan 26 2020
What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a duck wearing plaid?
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What do you call a church for ducks?
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What do you call a duck that canβt swim
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︎ Nov 22 2019
what do you call a duck on drugs?
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︎ Jul 07 2019
What do you call ducks that steal from their pond?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?
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What do you call someone who carves ducks out of stone?
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What do you call it when a duck cheats?
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︎ Jul 09 2019
What do you call a duck with a drug addiction?
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My roomate's brother makes a duck call.
So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"
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What do you call a duck fart?
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What do you call religous ducks?
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What do you call a group of unorganized ducks?
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What do you call a duck with no bill?
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What do you call a crazy duck?
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What do you call a duck that's high on drugs
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︎ Dec 29 2020
What do you call a duck on drugs?
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What do you call a duck on ecstasy
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What do you call an exploding duck?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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︎ Nov 05 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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︎ Oct 30 2019
What do you call cocaine for ducks?
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
What do you call a duck thatβs addicted to drugs?
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︎ Feb 16 2019
?What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
A firequacker!A firequacker!
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︎ Jun 14 2019
What do you call a white duck?
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︎ Nov 15 2018
What do you call it when a duck farts?
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︎ Jun 09 2016
What do you call a white duck?
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What do you call an astute duck?
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