What do you call a duck that steals?
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οΈ Dec 31 2020
Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.
My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.
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οΈ Jan 15 2021
What do you call a duck that's high on drugs
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οΈ Dec 29 2020
What do you call a duck with one eye?
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οΈ Dec 26 2020
What do you call a duck that wonβt shut up?
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οΈ Oct 18 2020
What do ducks call their behind?
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
What do you call an ignorant duck?
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οΈ Oct 09 2020
If you have two ducks, and one of them is called Tim, what do you call the other one?
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οΈ Oct 01 2020
What do you call a duckβs read end?
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οΈ Jul 15 2020
What do you call a rapping duck?
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οΈ Jun 27 2020
What do you call an exploding duck?
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οΈ Nov 28 2019
What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?
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οΈ May 31 2020
what you you call a duck with a Ph. D. ?
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οΈ Mar 22 2020
What do you call a disabled duck?
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οΈ Sep 15 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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οΈ Nov 18 2019
What do you call a duck in the ocean?
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οΈ Jan 26 2020
What do you call a duck wearing plaid?
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οΈ Dec 13 2019
What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?
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οΈ Oct 17 2019
What do you call a church for ducks?
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οΈ Jan 03 2020
What do you call a duck that canβt swim
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οΈ Nov 22 2019
what do you call a duck on drugs?
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οΈ Jul 07 2019
What do you call ducks that steal from their pond?
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οΈ Oct 20 2019
What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?
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οΈ Aug 21 2019
What do you call someone who carves ducks out of stone?
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οΈ Jul 15 2019
What do you call it when a duck cheats?
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οΈ Jul 09 2019
What do you call a duck with a drug addiction?
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οΈ Jul 27 2019
What do you call a duck fart?
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οΈ Jan 16 2019
My roomate's brother makes a duck call.
So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"
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οΈ Dec 08 2013
What do you call religous ducks?
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οΈ Mar 15 2019
What do you call a group of unorganized ducks?
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οΈ Apr 05 2018
What do you call a duck with no bill?
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οΈ Sep 13 2018
What do you call a duck on drugs?
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οΈ Oct 08 2020
What do you call a duck on ecstasy
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οΈ Jan 23 2020
What do you call an exploding duck?
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οΈ Jul 14 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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οΈ Nov 05 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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οΈ Nov 02 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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οΈ Nov 19 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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οΈ Oct 30 2019
What do you call a duck that gets all A's?
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οΈ Oct 25 2019
What do you call cocaine for ducks?
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οΈ May 03 2019
What do you call a duck thatβs addicted to drugs?
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οΈ Feb 16 2019
?What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?
A firequacker!A firequacker!
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οΈ Jun 14 2019
What do you call a white duck?
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οΈ Nov 15 2018
What do you call a white duck?
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οΈ Mar 15 2019
What do you call it when a duck farts?
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οΈ Jun 09 2016
What do you call an astute duck?
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οΈ Apr 04 2019
What do you call a Ducks Ass?
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οΈ May 05 2018
What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?
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οΈ May 11 2018
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