What do you call a duck that steals?

A robber ducky.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kickypie
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Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.

My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/StuntsMonkey
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What do you call a duck that's high on drugs

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call a duck with one eye?

A dick.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a duck that won’t shut up?

A quack addict.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tibbymat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18 2020
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What do ducks call their behind?

Their ass quack!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/siamese_bees
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What do you call an ignorant duck?

"Je ne sais quack!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cheeselesssmile
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09 2020
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If you have two ducks, and one of them is called Tim, what do you call the other one?

Tim Duck Two.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 01 2020
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What do you call a duck’s read end?

Buttquack.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dpforest
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call a rapping duck?

A Drake.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DM_venture
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call an exploding duck?

A firequacker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BigDavesRant
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 31 2020
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what you you call a duck with a Ph. D. ?

a Ductor.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirFancii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22 2020
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What do you call a disabled duck?

Handiquacked

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a duck in the ocean?

Saltine Quacker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MrHmm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call a duck wearing plaid?

A lumberquack.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ActuallySquirtle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 13 2019
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What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?

A duck-tective!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NikitaSultoo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a church for ducks?

Birds of pray

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Duck7Man
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 03 2020
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What do you call a duck that can’t swim

A sunk

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 22 2019
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what do you call a duck on drugs?

a "quack"-head

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/triviajikook
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call ducks that steal from their pond?

Robber ducks.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/GaMonkey07
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?

A firequacker!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/glucose-fructose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call someone who carves ducks out of stone?

Username checks out

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/drake_mason
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call it when a duck cheats?

Fowl play

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Future_Tyrant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a duck with a drug addiction?

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call a duck fart?

A butt-quack.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wedoingthisorwhat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 16 2019
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My roomate's brother makes a duck call.

So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PhilboBaggins93
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 08 2013
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What do you call religous ducks?

Quacker Quakers

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackWebber85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call a group of unorganized ducks?

A clusterflock.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1_Spicy_Boi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2018
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What do you call a duck with no bill?

Broke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheFerntuckian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13 2018
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What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a duck on ecstasy

A Quackhead

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Random_Potatoe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call an exploding duck?

A firequacker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tyjid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 14 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call cocaine for ducks?

Quack

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VlerrieBR
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03 2019
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What do you call a duck that’s addicted to drugs?

A quackhead.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16 2019
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?What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A firequacker!A firequacker!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zzellama
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15 2018
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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/benharlow77
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call it when a duck farts?

A butt-quack!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mpittkin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09 2016
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What do you call an astute duck?

A wise quacker

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ehlodex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a Ducks Ass?

A Butt Quack.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/unluckylesbiannolove
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05 2018
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What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?

A robber ducky

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Onlyadeej
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2018
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