What do you call a duck that steals?

A robber ducky.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Even though I'm an avid duck and goose hunter, I don't own any calls.

My wife doesn't want me using fowl language.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StuntsMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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What do you call a duck that's high on drugs

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call a duck with one eye?

A dick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatostomach
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you call a duck that won’t shut up?

A quack addict.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tibbymat
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do ducks call their behind?

Their ass quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siamese_bees
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What do you call an ignorant duck?

"Je ne sais quack!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cheeselesssmile
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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If you have two ducks, and one of them is called Tim, what do you call the other one?

Tim Duck Two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xholdsteadyx
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What do you call a duck’s read end?

Buttquack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dpforest
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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What do you call a rapping duck?

A Drake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_venture
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What do you call an exploding duck?

A firequacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What do you call a bunch of ducks in a box?

A box of quackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDavesRant
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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what you you call a duck with a Ph. D. ?

a Ductor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirFancii
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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What do you call a disabled duck?

Handiquacked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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What do you call a duck in the ocean?

Saltine Quacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHmm
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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What do you call a duck wearing plaid?

A lumberquack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ActuallySquirtle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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What would you call Donald Duck if he became a private investigator?

A duck-tective!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikitaSultoo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2019
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What do you call a church for ducks?

Birds of pray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duck7Man
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What do you call a duck that can’t swim

A sunk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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what do you call a duck on drugs?

a "quack"-head

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πŸ‘€︎ u/triviajikook
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What do you call ducks that steal from their pond?

Robber ducks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaMonkey07
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a duck on the Fourth of July?

A firequacker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/glucose-fructose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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What do you call someone who carves ducks out of stone?

Username checks out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drake_mason
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What do you call it when a duck cheats?

Fowl play

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Future_Tyrant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2019
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What do you call a duck with a drug addiction?

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukewarm_tequila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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What do you call a duck fart?

A butt-quack.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wedoingthisorwhat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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My roomate's brother makes a duck call.

So My roomate invited me to his family Thanksgiving/holiday party yesterday. After dessert we're all sitting around and the children present are being rowdy. My roomate's brother calls them all over to our table and insists on showing them how to make a duck call. He begins ripping apart an empty soda can and wrapping it up in a very complicated fashion with a napkin and a plastic fork. He meticulously takes the top off, makes strips of metal, and winds them into this plastic fork. He carries on like this for about five minutes, the children utterly transfixed, sit watching until his creation is finally "complete". He then holds it up to his mouth, inhales, and shouts: "HERE DUCKY DUCKY DUCKY!!!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PhilboBaggins93
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2013
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What do you call religous ducks?

Quacker Quakers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackWebber85
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call a group of unorganized ducks?

A clusterflock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1_Spicy_Boi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2018
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What do you call a duck with no bill?

Broke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFerntuckian
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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What do you call a duck on drugs?

A quackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacob_crozier
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a duck on ecstasy

A Quackhead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Random_Potatoe
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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What do you call an exploding duck?

A firequacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tyjid
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call a duck that gets all A's?

A wise quacker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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What do you call cocaine for ducks?

Quack

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VlerrieBR
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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What do you call a duck that’s addicted to drugs?

A quackhead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThurmanator
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2019
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?What do you call a duck that loves fireworks?

A firequacker!A firequacker!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zzellama
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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What do you call a white duck?

A quacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benharlow77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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What do you call it when a duck farts?

A butt-quack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mpittkin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2016
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What do you call an astute duck?

A wise quacker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehlodex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call a Ducks Ass?

A Butt Quack.

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πŸ“…︎ May 05 2018
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What do you call a duck that steals soap from the bathtub?

A robber ducky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onlyadeej
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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