My dad on college football

Hey Zach, you know what would happen if the Oregon Ducks won three years in a row?

No, what?

It would be a duck dynasty.

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Got unclejoked last night at bingo

Him: "The first game is straight bingo. But this isn't Duck Dynasty, you can still play even if you're not straight."

Groans everywhere.

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was pretty darn clever

Step dad came up to my girlfriend and I last weekend and dropped this one on us...

"What do you call girls that chase after duck dynasty guys and want to sleep with them?"

"Quackwhores"

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