I was golfing in the Australian Open for the first time. I noticed all the pros were putting various condiments on their clubs. Salt on a putter, brown sauce on a driver, ketchup on a 9-iron.
I my caddy why they were doing it, and he explained that an Australian thing for good luck.
Now, by that time I had already shot straight into a sand trap so I said to him: "Too bad I didn't know about it. I really could use some of that luck right about now."
He just smiled...
...and gave me a vegemite sand-wedge.
Because their Caddies are getting the job done.
A caddy-lack
His caddy said he needed a driver.
... His drive went straight into the woods, bounced off a tree limb, and ended up right in the middle of the fairway.
I said, "Nice bounce."
He said, "Nah, that was my Irish caddy: Rick O'Shea."
