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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboragemachine
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I just started a non-cis dating website.

You know, for people looking to start Trans-Specific Partnerships.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oafah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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What did the Grapefruit basketball coach say to the worst player on the team?

You're going to have to ci-tris one out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2020
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Why did Thor only invite his brother to his party?

He wanted to keep it low key.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2017
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Did you hear about the guy who needed a prophylactic?

His girlfriend couldn't Ci-al-is junk.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2017
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Dad Joke Daily - Elephant Soccer

https://youtu.be/EG8Mf_ICsCI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/impulsive-ideas
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2016
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Just dad joked my dear mom

We were in the kitchen talking about musicians who served in World War 2 and Glenn Miller was brought up and how he served in the airforce. She finished her point by saying:

Mom:"A lot of musicians in that era volunteered to serve over seas."

Me:"Yea you'd think Glenn Miller would have wanted to stay at home but I guess he was in the mood."

She threw a piece of bread at me and banished me from the kitchen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drfunkenstien014
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2014
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