Brusselization Puns

Toss in olive oil, lay them out on baking sheet and say, “your mother’s so fat she was sold as a cabbage!”

[OC] pretty proud of this one 🤡

But I never met herbivore.

The downfall of Turkey, the overthrow of Greece, and the destruction of China,

They always want to delay.

It was made very clear that being sent to bed, with no meal, was not an option. But they said no to every alternative put on the table.

Going back to Brussel sprouts was a waste of time.

You can always have Turkey and Brussels sprouts

I told them to quit trying to be cabbage because they'll never get "a head" like that.

"But muuummm, I don't wanna eat my Brussel sprouts!"

Credits to Mr James Iha in APC.

Brussels sprouts.

"Like what?" she asked.

"Brussels Sprouts."

"But you don't eat Brussels Sprouts."

"No," I said, "but you do."

Whats the difference between Brussel sprouts and Bogies? Kids will eat bogies.

A Brussels sprout

A Brussels spout

Brussels sprouts

Brussel Sprouse.

Germany has to be one of the smelliest countrys in Europe

-Its so bad they have a town called Cologne

Did you know France has a sibling that had a child?

-Neither did I but its the only explanation for Nice

Poland has this uncanny habit of not finishing its stories

-Warsaw what?

Belgium loves its greens

-City named Brussels gives it away

Everytime i tell anyone of these I need to laugh as the absolute cringe my girlfriend makes and then laugh through the pain of her hitting me whilst saying "Its just not funny".

Personally I love them and I thought i would share them with you.

Aunt: There's to be gale force winds tonight.

Dad: It's all those Brussel sprouts