Bros Puns

A list of puns related to "Bros"

A rare smash bros pun imgur.com/MH3DGbt
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👤︎ u/Bcm980
📅︎ Jan 28 2019
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Facebook discussion that devolved into bro puns imgur.com/gallery/M9ILz/n…
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👤︎ u/DonaldTrumpsCombover
📅︎ Feb 17 2015
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or hoes before bros.

There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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👤︎ u/A____K
📅︎ Nov 14 2020
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Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”

Dude 2: “Brochure”

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👤︎ u/reditrewrite
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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Bro, are you a submarine?

Because you're so gnar.

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👤︎ u/AnEvilSunBro
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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What did one Bro say to his Bro at a travel agency?

Bro 1- Bro will you hand me that pamphlet? Bro 2- Bro sure.

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👤︎ u/Qwarrentine424
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
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I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"

He said "Brochure"

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👤︎ u/vinotm
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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Who is Anakin Skywalker's main in Smash Bros?

Ganondorf, because they both enjoy "killing young links".

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👤︎ u/nitro4450
📅︎ Oct 15 2020
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My Bro-in-law cracks me up XD
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👤︎ u/MrDraagyn
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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Parents:Your brother wanna major in chemistry. Me: BrO
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👤︎ u/soliivagant
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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When Barbie called Ken his bro...

Ken was broken.

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👤︎ u/moronphoton
📅︎ Sep 17 2020
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“Bro who’s periodic table is this?”

Bromine

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👤︎ u/HungTDD
📅︎ Sep 26 2020
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Sure bro
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👤︎ u/thez1337
📅︎ Aug 07 2020
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How many bros does it take to start a campfire?

None, it's LIT BRO!!!!

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👤︎ u/clark_creationz
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Barx Bros, by me.
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👤︎ u/MeganTheCartoonist
📅︎ Jul 02 2020
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what do ya want bro?
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👤︎ u/onedirection2217
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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Tom Bro Cow
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👤︎ u/danarchist
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Nice pun bro
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👤︎ u/Elite__yeet
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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What do you call a group of bros?
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👤︎ u/karmatin
📅︎ Jun 07 2020
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I accidentally made a joke about super smash bros

I didn't nintendoe do that

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👤︎ u/tinotayy
📅︎ May 19 2020
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Bro
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👤︎ u/IDI3
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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These carbs are bananas bro
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👤︎ u/satire_scull
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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Let me know bro
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👤︎ u/nitran09
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Clue: bros before ______
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👤︎ u/angel_of_death_318
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Bro imgur.com/q6xaxt5
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👤︎ u/22shadow
📅︎ Jan 08 2020
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The Wayans Bros.
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👤︎ u/ZombieEtiquette
📅︎ Dec 18 2019
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I have an Asian friend who plays a lot of Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

I'm surprised he didn't go for Super Smash Bros. Maylay.

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👤︎ u/Necropony1457
📅︎ Aug 27 2019
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What does a Saudi bee call its bros?

Habibees.

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👤︎ u/karmaniak
📅︎ Dec 27 2019
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Bros before hoes? That's discrimination

We need to keep a homie-hoe-stasis

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👤︎ u/A_Y_M_N_
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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My job lets me take a week off as long as I live at the Sigma Chi house and totally throw down with the bros.

It's paid fraternity leave.

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👤︎ u/Frasier_n_Chill
📅︎ Dec 21 2019
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Was so hekkin offended my bro in law put hose before bros 😡🤬
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👤︎ u/Mapherton
📅︎ Jul 14 2019
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Bro, he got this.
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👤︎ u/Screedit
📅︎ May 21 2019
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Smash bros youtube.com/watch?v=o4AWn…
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ Aug 05 2019
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I don't believe in the bros before hoes or hoes before bros crap. There needs to be a balance. A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

Note: homeostasis is a scientific term for "equilibrium". Sorry if this went over your head 😁

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👤︎ u/electrocuter666
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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Paul Bro 1 makes another grave mistake (2019)
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👤︎ u/sudolkr
📅︎ Sep 28 2019
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I don't believe in bros before hoes or hoes before bros. There needs to a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis if you will.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Aug 03 2020
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"Hey bro, can you pass me the pamphlet?"

"Brochure"

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Bro?

Dude 1: Hey Bro? Dude 2: Yeah Bro? Dude1: Can you pass my that pamphlet? Dude2: Brochure

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👤︎ u/Cliver6
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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Bro, do you want this pamphlet?

Brochure.

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👤︎ u/tonheatz
📅︎ Aug 11 2020
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Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?

Brochure.

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👤︎ u/EEZAK04
📅︎ Feb 07 2020
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"Bro can you pass me that pamphlet?"

"Brochure"

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👤︎ u/FragShire
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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Bro, can you pass me that pamphlet?

Brochure.

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👤︎ u/stubbly_bubbly
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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2 bros talking.

"Bro?"

"Yeah Bro?"

"Bro can you pass me that pamphlet?"

"Brochure."

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👤︎ u/Joshymint
📅︎ Jun 23 2019
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Personally, I don't believe in bros before hoes, or even hoes before bros. There needs to be a balance.

A homie-hoe-stasis, if you will.

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👤︎ u/ScruffyAF
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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Bro, can you pass the pamphlet?

Brochure

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👤︎ u/AJ-Naka-Zayn-Owens
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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Bro can you pass me that leaflet?

Brochure.

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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