It's amazing how some word's spellings change between America and Britain
For instance, in America they call Tyrannosaurus Rex a T-Rex and in England they call them a Tea-Rex
Losing weight in Great Britain is easy.
Everything costs a couple pounds
My friend just returned from Britain, where he made many monetary agreements...
I said to him, "you've been pact-ing on some pounds lately, huh?"
What was Britain called before they decided it was 'Great'
Pretty Good Britain
Tea is an important part of Britain
Because without it, Britain would be Briain
If Britain leaves the EU, how much space will be freed up?
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The most common owl in Britain is the teat
Teatowl
Why are there no penguins in Britain?
Because they’re scared of Wales
I gave my heart to a girl from Great Britain.
She turns around and Brexit into a million pieces.
What did Britain bring to continental America?
The 13 colognas
With Great Britain leaving the EU soon, how much space will that free up?
1 GB
I am from Britain and visited America last week. I noticed that the ketchup tastes extremely bad,
In heinz-sight I should have brought my own
Britain is the best place for foodies.
You lose pounds everytime you eat.
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Britain doesn't have a wheat field
But it does have a Cornwall
What did the announcer say to the Britain's Got Talent contestant?
Europe next.
My friend just told me that for Halloween, he's dressing up as the Archipelago off the southwest coast of Britain....
I said, don't be so scilly.
Maybe Trump is slyly trying to hand back sovereignty to Great Britain.
I.e. Make America "Great" again...
I heard they'll be doing a re-enactment of the battle of Britain soon.
That's going to be annoying for the Germans.
If Britain leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?
1GB
If Britain Leaves the EU, How much space will be freed up.?
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With Britain likely to leave the EU, how much space will be freed?
About 1 GB.
If Britain actually leaves the EU how much space will be freed up?
1 GB
