Breakups can be rough
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πŸ‘€︎ u/heytheresexythang
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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An egg breakup is hard, but after that..

It’s over easy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vitmal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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Show this to your girlfriend/boyfriend after a breakup
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LudaMeri
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Following a bad breakup a bartender advised me that happiness lies at the bottom of a tequila bottle

I took it with a grain of salt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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Why are basketball players good at handling breakups?

Because they can always rebound

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πŸ‘€︎ u/125bench
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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Everyone keeps talking about John Cena & Nikki Bella's breakup....

I just honestly can't see them together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/margraves
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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BIL was telling us about one of his exes who counted everything. In fact, her incessant counting was a factor in the breakup.

FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/voidbender
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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Why was the fried shrimp so happy soon after his breakup?

His pain was only tempurarary!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraPocky
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2016
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Post breakup dad jokes can hurt... But damn they can be funny..

Significant other recently dumped me to heal some personal life issues alone. Call the family and explain the situation, tell them that bf was sadly a recovering drug addict.

Go home to enjoy a mom daughter weekend. Bad dad joke ensues.

Dad calls: What are you and your mom up to today? Me: We just finished a manicure pedicure session. Dad: I thought you just got rid of one of those? Me: ...what?.. Dad: A man-to-cure. Me: .....Face palm. Okay dad... That was pretty good.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2015
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I'm dead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kooky-Collar8673
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2021
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Thank you

This isn't a dad joke. This is a thank you to everyone on this subreddit. 6 weeks ago the love of my life broke things off with me due to factors attributed to my mental health (which i didn't tell her about because she is struggling with uni and i didn't want her to worry) and I've been having an extremely difficult time coming to terms with it. She's falling for another guy while I've been self destructing to the point where she never wants to talk to me again. But i found this subreddit today, the jokes are so stupid and funny that for the first time since before the breakup, I've laughed and it was genuine. Thank you so much for your stupid jokes. You've saved my life as far as I'm concerned. I still have a long way to to, but this subreddit is definitely going to get me through it. Thank you πŸ’–

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xcixjames
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What are some good dad jokes

P.s. my best friend is going through rough breakup right now and I want to keep her mind off of her ex.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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I need love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/internet1999
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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Did I ever tell you about my last girlfriend, the redhead?

No? Well, I blame myself mostly for the breakup. She was a brunette until the house burned down.

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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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people laugh my girlfriend because she gained weight

so I told her to lighten up. Ever since that day, she proposed a breakup, and I don't know why.

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