Branch (banking) Puns

This is a STICK-up!

I'm convinced it's a mix up from when I moved branches.

Started its own branch.

They needed a new branch manager.

They opened their own branch.

Fiancé: Oh, I didn't realise she was ordering packages.

Me: She must've gone to the bank to get herself a debit card.

Fiancé: Nah, she just went to the neighbours tree.

Me: Huh?

Fiancé: The local branch.

I was at a grad party with my Dad. We were standing around a a bonfire with a few other people, when a kid brought a very large stick to put in the fire. It was obviously too large to put in the fire so my dad took it. He was in the process of breaking it when some one joked that this was a job for a banker. In which my dad responded with, "You know what, before my current position I used to be a branch manager"

Started its own branch.

Then why do banks have so many branches?

So why do banks have so many branches?!

... then why do banks have branches?

Because banks have branches..

then why do banks have branches?

...then why do banks have branches?

Then why do banks have branches?