Phoned my wife and said, "Unbelievable...on the way to the bowling alley my tyre went flat."

"Have you got a spare?" she questioned.

"Honey," I sighed, "I'm not at the bowling alley yet."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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I have two right feet. I went to a bowling alley, they gave me two left shoes. I said β€œthese aren’t right”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/I-like-art-27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Why should a bowling alley be quiet?

So you can hear the pins drop!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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Why is a bowling alley the best place to study?

It's so quiet that you can hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soylent_X
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A comic I drew of myself and my student before we go on a field trip to the bowling alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dungaroojones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Why did the bowling alley close down?

The staff went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricmaster23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Did you hear the story about the guy getting mugged behind the bowling alley at midnight?

Yeah, it was dark.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I tried dating a worker from a bowling alley.

But he couldn't keep his mind out of the gutter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanglimara
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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What was the result of the labor dispute at the bowling alley?

A strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scarlet_Spectre
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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What do bowling alley staff do when they want a pay rise?

strike!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sir_waffling
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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Last night was really freaky at my bowling alley. The place was packed for league night and then, the power went out. People stopped what they were doing.

I swear, you couldn't hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2017
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My uncle on bowling alleys

My cousin was complaining about bowling alleys and that she doesn't like them because they are too loud. My uncle responded, "actually, bowling alleys are pretty quiet. In fact, they're so quiet you can hear a pin drop"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tcherry720
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2015
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Father in law got us good on the way to the bowling alley.

"Well there is AMC so AMF should be coming up soon"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Riser_pads
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2016
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If I had the chance to name an alleyway I would name it Bowling Alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/crandberrytea
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2016
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Driving past the bowling alley

when my dad the noticed the "L" in the "BOWL" sign was out.

Dad: "Looks like they turned the bowling alley into an archery range.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ausfos
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2014
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What did the Bowling Pin say when it was accused?

β€œI’ve been framed!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeerMan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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My favorite kind of alley
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyToast78
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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As a sufferer of hyperacusis, I really needed to buy a nice, quiet home.

Well, the real estate agent sold this place to me as being somewhere "you can hear a pin drop".

And that's how I ended up buying the apartment right above a fricking bowling alley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/td941
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Got this girl while walking to class

Told me she took a certain P.E. class because it had bowling in it.

me: "Well I guess that class is... Right up your alley."

She was not amused.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_EatMyAsparagus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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I was at the bowling alley when all the staff walked out

They all went on strike and the manager went spare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizzix
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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Why did the bowling alley close down?

The staff went on strike.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/electricmaster23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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I went to a Bowling Alley last night, it was empty...

It must have been so quiet in there, that you could hear a pin drop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cogito96
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2015
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