Billiard Tables Puns

A list of puns related to "Billiard Tables"

Everyone in my family chipped in to get my uncle a billiards table for his birthday

We pooled our resources

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👤︎ u/Disastrous_Macaron_3
📅︎ Jan 13 2023
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I had to disassemble my billiards table

It became a pool apart

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Mar 21 2017
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What is green, has legs and would kill you if it fell on your head from a tree?

A billiard table.

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👤︎ u/LeGrandSolo
📅︎ Apr 28 2022
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What’s green, has four legs, and is deadly when it jumps on you?

A billiards table

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👤︎ u/pandacoat
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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What's green, brown, has four legs and when it falls on you it will kill you?

A billiard's table.

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👤︎ u/death-to-turtles
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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