I would like to combine a Bowie song lyric/title and a business involving cakes and flowers but I am really bad at puns. If I could get some help that would be awesome. I mostly would like the pun to revolve around cake, but if it could include that and flowers that would be amazing.
Also awesome: David Bowie song titles/lyrics that are already applicable (i.e. "Sweet Thing")
I'm super awful at puns so any and all attempts are much appreciated!
I try, I try
As a kid I thought this film was aMAZEing
And, the Cubic Zirconiums were awesome! But definitely NOT anywhere near the real Diamonds, dawg.
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
Ziggy pudding
It was bignomeial.
Courtesy of my dad.
David Bowie: "You look a bit down in the dumps, Bing. What's wrong?"
Bing Crosby: "my inflatable arsehole needs blown up."
Bowie: "Do you want to borrow my rubber bum pump?"
Bing: "Rubber bum pump?"
Bowie: "Rubber bum pump."
And not just any old pom pom but a proper pom pom!
It helps me get from Station to Station
David Bowie is reported to be opening a pop-up one time food stand next Saturday in Santa Monica. There will be Gyros, but just for one day.
they made some ch-ch-ch-changes.
The topic of whether he was gay came up, and my mom said that he was probably bisexual.
Brother: What's bisexual mean?
Mom: Its when you swing both ways!
Dad: I always thought that when you couldn't get it, you bought it...
We call him Ciggy Stardust.
