The Commandolorian
A mer-cenary!
Guess I have a Boba Fetish
They ran out of paper towels.
The Sandalorian
Howie Mandelorian
a boba fete!
...I'll just show myself out.
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
I looked and I looked for the paper towels but I never did find any.
He could never find his quarry.
A Boba Pett!
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
So, my brother was playing Fortnite, and he was asking his friend if he could get a bounty, and my dad said, "No get Charmin" XD (I know it's a toilet paper brand, but still)
Police are now looking for a man and say there's a price on his head
He was a Bounty hunter.
But I found the grocery story to be Bounty full.
I guess you could call me a Bounty hunter.
He uses Bounty [a paper towel brand in the US]
I'm very proud--my teenage son just came up with this one, though I see a few variations when searching through past dad jokes.
A bounty haunter!
They call me The Bounty Hunter.
When I woke up I realized that there was a bounty on my head
Bounty hunters
Bounty.
They found a new bounty
I offered her a Mars Bar, then a Yorkie and finally a Bounty, but she kept saying NO!
I think she was holding out for an Aero...
She's fine now. I put a Bounty on her head.
Apparently there's a Bounty on my head
He’s now got a bounty on his head and his ass.
It was due to the bounty on his head
On Thursday, I was in Statistics class, when all of the sudden, a girl from another math class nonchalantly wandered into our classroom, grabbed a few tissues from our class tissue box, and walked out, without saying a word. My teacher then jokingly suggested that our class track down people who take our classrooms tissues.
I then responded by saying, "At least she didn't take any of our paper towels. Because then, we would have to hire a Bounty hunter."
The King is in love with the Spanish Armada, in fact you could say he warships it.
I got into a fight with a group of jesters, I escaped by going for the juggler.
I recently read "Gulliver's Travels" it was a Swift read.
Have you read the book about traveling through hell? It's a Dante-ing read.
Q: How many animals can you fight into the Lord High Sheriff's tights? A: Ten piggies, two calves, a rooster and an ass.
Vikings raided the royal cheese supply, they left nothing behind but de Brie.
I met a wizard, I told him he looked like a mana action.
The unskilled mason forget to put a water supply in the new castle. He did not keep well.
The angry archer was so surly he had everyone convinced he was a cross bowman.
The failed stone cutter also lost his job as a bounty hunter. He could never find his quarry.
The nun kept spilling sacramental wine on herself. She made a bad habit of it.
The pope enjoys chocolate on his boat. He like sailing indulgences.
The pope loves summer, they say he is infallible.
Two fae fell in love. They keep fauning over each other.
The knight suffered from boils, he had to get them lanced.
Why did the wood nymph use some much lotion? Because she had dryad skin.
He placed 30 silver coins as a bounty, and was peeved after a month had passed and nobody had taken the offer. He inquired to his squire, who responded that nobody would undergo such an unpleasant pheasant hunt for such a poultry sum.
The Commandolorian
Bartender asks what that's all about.
Pirate says "arrrrrgh, I have a bounty on me head"
He had a bounty on his head.
The pirate says, "Arrr! I've got a Bounty on me head!"
The pirate replies, "Arr, I got a Bounty on me head!"
So I had to hire a Bounty hunter.
The bartender says; "hey, what's with the paper towel?" And the pirate says, "Arrr, I've got a bounty on me head!"
The bartender asks him why it's there, to which the pirate replies, "Arrr, there be a bounty on me head!"
So I hired a bounty hunter.
Bartender: What the hell?
Pirate: Arrr, there is a Bounty on me head.
Fortunately my dog is a Bounty hunter.
I think I need to hire a Bounty hunter.
