My son keeps all his boogers in a journal. He's up to 143.

I told him "One more and it'll be truly gross"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capnfatpants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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What is the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Not every kids will eat broccoli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlawrie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Some people think it's boogers

But it's not

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitgudds3
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Booger Jokes

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a BOOGIE in it. I know, it’s SNOT a good joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legit-Sonic
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2020
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What's the difference between boogers and spinach?

Kids don't eat spinach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/het_bob
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I would tell a joke about boogers,

But I won't. It's SNOT funny at all!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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The teacher asked, "what does the nose fill with?" Jimmy answered, "boogers."

The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Why do people have boogers?

Why ask me? it's snot my business

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Billy Corgan huffed and puffed, but he just could not get the booger out of his nose.

Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wilbert_51
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What do you call 288 boogers?

Too gross!

("Two gross" amirite? Wrote that one with my daughters.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ardbeg66
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Two snowmen decide to have cake for dessert. One snowman spits some out saying it tastes like boogers. The other snowman says.

Well, it’s carrot cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anton7ram
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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Mom: β€œBaby’s first booger... we should save it for the baby book!”

Dad: β€œLet’s snot and say we did.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toodarnloud88
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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My son almost caught me picking my nose this morning and asked, β€œWas that a booger on your finger?”

β€œNo son, it was snot.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackMcCracken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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I just watched a documentary on boogers and snot...

It was very engrossing! I guess I should have picked another topic to watch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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Vacation boogers are the worst...

They lodge way too far up my in nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaShMa_
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What’s my favorite booger?

I don’t know, that’s a hard one to pick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/money6543
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2017
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This post is made of boogers.

You may think this is a dad joke, but its snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mackinacisland
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2017
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One of my dad's booger jokes...

Remember. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on the couch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jolator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2013
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My daughter won't eat anything besides her boogers...

She's a picky eater.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatwaffleskid
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2017
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Some people think boogers are funny

But its snot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/know_fn_idea
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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I asked my girlfriend why my boogers are so delicious...

I told her I probably just love the taste of umaME!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justgentile
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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Why did the booger cross the road?

Because all of the kids were picking on it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adkoe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2013
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What's the difference between broccoli and boogers? (You know, snot...)

Kids won't eat broccoli

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobthereddituser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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When is a booger not a booger?

When it’s snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I thought it was a booger...

...but it’s snot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LookAdam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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What’s the difference between broccoli and boogers?

Kids won’t eat broccoli.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigleDagle
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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He thought it was a booger.

But it’s (s)not.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jessmaeflower
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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