A list of puns related to "Booger"
I told him "One more and it'll be truly gross"
Not every kids will eat broccoli.
But it's not
How do you make a tissue dance? You put a BOOGIE in it. I know, itβs SNOT a good joke.
Kids don't eat spinach.
But I won't. It's SNOT funny at all!
The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."
Why ask me? it's snot my business
Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave
Too gross!
("Two gross" amirite? Wrote that one with my daughters.)
Well, itβs carrot cake.
Dad: βLetβs snot and say we did.β
βNo son, it was snot.β
It was very engrossing! I guess I should have picked another topic to watch.
They lodge way too far up my in nose.
I donβt know, thatβs a hard one to pick.
You may think this is a dad joke, but its snot.
Remember. You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't wipe your friends off on the couch.
She's a picky eater.
But its snot
I told her I probably just love the taste of umaME!
Because all of the kids were picking on it!
Kids won't eat broccoli
When itβs snot.
...but itβs snot.
Kids wonβt eat broccoli.
But itβs (s)not.
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