16 Hilarious Bok Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why is bok choy bitter?

Because baby bok choy gets all the attention.

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👤︎ u/El_Jefe_21

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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Ugh, I burnt my sauteed bok choy...

Now it's chard.

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👤︎ u/JakeJakeKellyKelly

📅︎ Nov 16 2018

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I asked my girlfriend what she was eating. She said "Bok choy"

"Oh, is that made of chicken?"

... "What?"

"Because it's bok bok bok choy."

She refused to look at me.

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👤︎ u/RaptorsOnBikes

📅︎ Jan 01 2018

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Why did Beethoven dislike chickens?

When you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say "bok."

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👤︎ u/jfshay

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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I taught my chickens to perform classical music.

You should hear their Bok cantatas.

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump

📅︎ Oct 16 2020

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What's a chicken's favourite anime?

Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia

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👤︎ u/JamesIsNotAGiantNoob

📅︎ Oct 18 2020

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?

I’ll be bok, bok, bok.

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👤︎ u/beezkneezsneez

📅︎ Sep 25 2020

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Ceasar Salad

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👤︎ u/Guy936

📅︎ Feb 28 2019

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What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?

Ree bok bok bok

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👤︎ u/SweetLu80

📅︎ Aug 24 2019

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What is a Chicken's favourite sports company?

Ree-bok-bok-bakawk

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👤︎ u/vik-ram-8_4

📅︎ Oct 19 2019

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What make of trainers do chickens wear?

Reebok - Bok - bok - bok - bokka!!!

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👤︎ u/Hammond798

📅︎ Apr 30 2019

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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Éclair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lémon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflé Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyére

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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👤︎ u/kat_fogg

📅︎ Jan 15 2019

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A chicken went to a library...

It walked up to the librarian and said "bok bok bok." The librarian gave them a book, and the chicken left. The chicken came back the next day, and once again said "bok bok bok." The librarian once again gave them a book, and the chicken left. On the third day, the chicken came back and once again said "bok bok bok." The librarian gave them a book and, curious about what it was doing with them, decided to follow it. He followed the chicken to a pond, where it gave the book to a frog. The frog took one look at it before throwing it away, and saying "Reddit."

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👤︎ u/darthmonks

📅︎ Feb 13 2018

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Chicken's favourite vegetable?

Bok bok choy.

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👤︎ u/lan_chop

📅︎ Sep 08 2017

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the sand bok bok boks

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👤︎ u/Minhocycline

📅︎ Aug 11 2020

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What trainers do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok bok bokaaaa

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👤︎ u/gandu_boshturd

📅︎ Mar 26 2019

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