Why is bok choy bitter?

Because baby bok choy gets all the attention.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/El_Jefe_21
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Ugh, I burnt my sauteed bok choy...

Now it's chard.

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I asked my girlfriend what she was eating. She said "Bok choy"

"Oh, is that made of chicken?"

... "What?"

"Because it's bok bok bok choy."

She refused to look at me.

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A chicken walks into a library

It goes up to the librarian and says "bok." The shocked librarian looks at the chicken and says, "Excuse me, what?" and the chicken repeats, "bok."

The librarian thinks a moment before asking, "You want a book?" The chicken nods and says, "bok," so the librarian goes and gives the chicken a book, and it walks out.

A few minutes later the chicken struts back in and says "bok bok." The librarian, still shocked, asks if it wants two books, to which the chicken replies, "bok bok." So the librarian gets two more books and gives them to the chicken.

A few more minutes pass and the chicken walks back up to the front desk, saying "bok bok bok." The librarian nods and fetches three more books, but this time decides to follow the chicken outside.

Tailing the chicken, she watches as it walks out to the parking lot, where a frog is sitting by a pile of books. When the chicken lays the new delivery before it, the frog takes one look and says, "reddit, reddit!"

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Why did Beethoven dislike chickens?

When you ask them who their favorite composer is, they all say "bok."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jfshay
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Ceasar Salad
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Guy936
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I taught my chickens to perform classical music.

You should hear their Bok cantatas.

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What's a chicken's favourite anime?

Bok-Bok-Boku No Hero Eggadamia

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What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?

Iโ€™ll be bok, bok, bok.

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What kind of shoes does a chicken wear?

Ree bok bok bok

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SweetLu80
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What is a Chicken's favourite sports company?

Ree-bok-bok-bakawk

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/vik-ram-8_4
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What make of trainers do chickens wear?

Reebok - Bok - bok - bok - bokka!!!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Hammond798
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

Youโ€™ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An ร‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Tedโ€™s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hoganโ€™s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush Sโ€™More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

Lรฉmon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

Thereโ€™s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy Soufflรฉ Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con Gruyรฉre

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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A chicken went to a library...

It walked up to the librarian and said "bok bok bok." The librarian gave them a book, and the chicken left. The chicken came back the next day, and once again said "bok bok bok." The librarian once again gave them a book, and the chicken left. On the third day, the chicken came back and once again said "bok bok bok." The librarian gave them a book and, curious about what it was doing with them, decided to follow it. He followed the chicken to a pond, where it gave the book to a frog. The frog took one look at it before throwing it away, and saying "Reddit."

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Chicken's favourite vegetable?

Bok bok choy.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground?

To get to the sand bok bok boks

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Minhocycline
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What trainers do chickens wear?

Reebok bok bok bok bokaaaa

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