Made me smile
Lay Lady Lay
He dreads locking it.
Boss
He was always working on his knight moves...
Because it's always Jammin'
Bob
Me:Bob has no arms
Me:knock knock
Six year old: Who's there?
Me: not bob! (Cue laughter)
Six year old: bob who?...
Fuck it
Oreggaeno
I've been out to at least 40 different bars since then, but no one seems to carry that brand. Anyone know where to find it?
When asked who he thinks will give up the location stolen goods, he replys “Only Time will tell”
What Jamaican?
With "jammin"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
He got hit by a brAND NEW CAAAAAR!
The neighboring store front and exterminator van in the opening credits have the best punny business names and always crack me up. I'm a fan and would love to name my business in a similar fashion. ETA Examples: I'd Hit That Boxing Gym. Lady and the Clamp, Hardware for Her. A Fridge Too Far. Cupid's Stupid, Divorce Attorneys. A Ton in the Oven, Big and Tall Baby Clothes. Let's Scissor! Collage Studio. Don't Stop Bereaving, Grief Counseling.
But I am So. Stuck.
A little background about my business idea: I'm a personal/sometimes virtual assistant specializing in household admin and management. I'm marketing mostly towards blue collar men who might be widows/divorcees who never had to worry about the general finances and household paperwork. Some of the services offered are: budget setting, bill paying, appointment setting/calendar management, travel arrangements, errands, personal & grocery shopping, pet & house sitting, etc...
I'm ready to take the next steps in making this an actual business and take out some ad space, but the perfectionist in me NEEDS a brilliant name. Can someone please help me? The best I can come up with is some sort of play on Pepper Potts, but I see quite a few VAs out there with that as a business name. I will gift a platinum to the one I like the best if that's appropriate.
Thank you in advance! 🍔
Bob Floss.
Bob turns to him and says, "thank you, that means a lot".
He said the times they were a-changin’.
With Jam in...
A barfly yells back at him...How is it something so stupid can get a job? Aren't you stupid?
Simple Bob smiles and says, No because if it's stupid and it works...It ain't stupid.
...yet hairdresser of year still eludes me.
Bob
Because it keeps jamin’
Yeah, he's a walking Contra-diction.
Alternative for the logic nerds:
Bob is always honest, and he says he doesn't like shoot 'em ups. His identical twin Joe says he loves shoot 'em ups. How do we know Joe is honest? Because if something is true, then so is its Contra-positive.
Because of his many past failures with Bart-ending.
He hates it when I say his name backwards
That's when he noticed, "Ain't it funny how the knight moves?"
"Oh my, how did that happen?"
"He didnt see that well."
. . . He said "i want to marijuana".
They are surrounded by dozens of the fierce blood thirsty warriors armed with clubs and spears. The leader of the warriors approaches the two friends and informs them they are trespassing on sacred land and unless they can prove they are descendants of the Gods they will be killed and eaten.
Bob and Frank realize they have little choice but agree they will attempt any test to try to save their lives.
The chief warrior brings them a bowl full of angry fire ants and drops one small seed into the bowl. He informs them they must put their lips in the bowl and suck as hard as they can. If they manage to suck up only the seed without sucking up an ant then the tribe would know they must be sent from the Gods.
Bob looks wearily at Frank but knowing they have no other options he puts his lips in the bowl and sucks hard. He immediately gets a mouth full of ants and screams in pain as they bite away at the inside of his mouth. Frank now even more nervous takes his turn and to his dismay also receives a nasty mouthful of the viscous buggers.
The warriors leap to their feet and surround the friends, “Now you must die” declares the chieftain. Just as the first spear is raised to Franks throat he screams “Tria-Gan!” The warriors stop dead in their tracks. “What did you say” asked the chief. “Tria-Gan” yelled frank again. Immediately the chief and his warriors turned and fled into the forest.
“Holy shit” said Bob “What did you just say and how did you know it would work?”
“Well” said Frank, “my Mother always told me if at first you don’t suck seed try Tria-Gan.”
4, you just never asked...
With jam in.
What does Bob Marley say to his friends when they come around for donuts and coffee?
"I hope you like jam in too"
Wi jammin'
He got hit by a BRAND NEW CAR!
The Times They Are a-Changin'
