Blocker Puns

A list of puns related to "Blocker"

I absolutely hate people who advertise for ad blockers...

They’re practically begging to be silenced.

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👤︎ u/SlenderByrd
📅︎ Oct 17 2020
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Just found out why my toast kept getting burnt

My toaster had pop-up blocker on.

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👤︎ u/GaryTheKnight
📅︎ Jul 16 2019
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I can finally get an erection..

The doctor disabled my pop up blocker

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👤︎ u/The_improviser
📅︎ Feb 06 2020
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Why couldn't the browser get an erection?

A pop-up blocker was installed.

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👤︎ u/dkolby4
📅︎ Mar 12 2019
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Despite his condition, Stephen Hawking figured out how to get erections again.

He disabled his pop-up blocker.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Jan 10 2019
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Man, that sun is bright

My dad was driving us to the airport early in the morning, and the sun was extremely bright straight ahead of us. Sitting in the front, I pulled down the sun-blocker-thingy but it didnt help. I noticed Dad was driving just fine, and without sunglasses. I asked him "how can you drive with the sun in your face like that? I can barely see anything.." He replied "Ah there's nothing to it, I just keep my eyes closed."

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👤︎ u/mickeyboicky
📅︎ Aug 13 2013
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When someone is blocking is view of the TV

Subtle hints are the order of the day:

"You make a better door than a window"

"You should play football... you'd make an excellent blocker"

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👤︎ u/Squibbles
📅︎ Jan 21 2014
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