When strawberries, blueberries or blackberries meet another berry they like and want to get married who do they go see?

The marionberry

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bucnjazzfan
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β€œDon’t touch the blackberry cobbler in the kitchen!”

But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeedbackUSA
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Fresh Thyme blackberries linked to hepatitis A outbreak in three states.

This is berry bad news

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FaceInTheCloudz
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I love making blackberry cobbler.

It’s too bad because I only seem to be able to find androids and iPhones now.

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My blackberry is not working m.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG…
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Blackberry not working youtu.be/kAG39jKi0lI?t=1s
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With the announcement of Blackberry's new phone the Priv, there have been some complaints about the name.

I guess some people just wish they were privy to how it was named.

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While eating blackberry cobbler

"I've never really trusted blackberries....

There's just something seedy about them."

The wife groaned.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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My blackberry isn't working

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

Saw this on /r/sysadmin

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2014
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Broken Blackberry [Video Link] 3 min of dad jokes one after another.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI

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Dadjoked my Roommate

My roommate got a care package from his mother who sent him various odds and ends from his old place and some food that she made herself.

Roomate: "Whoa, sweet, she packed in some Jams too. Look, there's strawberry, apple, mango and blackberry."

Me: "So you're saying that box was jam-packed?"

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i just dad joked my boss

Boss: "You know, I don't usually like blackberries, but this one was good"

Me: "Yeah me neither. I'm more of an iPhone guy, myself"

Commense groaning throughout the office.

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πŸ“…︎ May 20 2015
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My Dad pulled me aside for this one at lunch today...

"Hey son, what do you call a gay Blackberry?" "I dunno dad, what?" "A HOMOPHONE! HAHAHA"

He even slapped his knee a couple times.

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Dad joked my mom today

While we were across the road cleaning up the fence line to get better access to the blackberries growing there was this one oak tree being strangled by vines and whatnot. Once we got it cleared up my mom said something to the effect of, "This poor tree was dying but I think we just saved it." I responded with, "Yeah, I think it was on it's last limb." The look on my mom's face was priceless.

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