A list of puns related to "Blackberry"
The marionberry
But that little man continued to make his little stupid berry shoes.
This is berry bad news
Itβs too bad because I only seem to be able to find androids and iPhones now.
I guess some people just wish they were privy to how it was named.
"I've never really trusted blackberries....
There's just something seedy about them."
The wife groaned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
Saw this on /r/sysadmin
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAG39jKi0lI
My roommate got a care package from his mother who sent him various odds and ends from his old place and some food that she made herself.
Roomate: "Whoa, sweet, she packed in some Jams too. Look, there's strawberry, apple, mango and blackberry."
Me: "So you're saying that box was jam-packed?"
Boss: "You know, I don't usually like blackberries, but this one was good"
Me: "Yeah me neither. I'm more of an iPhone guy, myself"
Commense groaning throughout the office.
"Hey son, what do you call a gay Blackberry?" "I dunno dad, what?" "A HOMOPHONE! HAHAHA"
He even slapped his knee a couple times.
While we were across the road cleaning up the fence line to get better access to the blackberries growing there was this one oak tree being strangled by vines and whatnot. Once we got it cleared up my mom said something to the effect of, "This poor tree was dying but I think we just saved it." I responded with, "Yeah, I think it was on it's last limb." The look on my mom's face was priceless.
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