Biotic Puns

A list of puns related to "Biotic"

Teacher: What is the opposite of Anti-biotics?

Me: Uncle-biotics!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeaze
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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What do you do when anti-biotics dont work?

Try uncle-biotics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Small_hard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2020
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What is your stance on biotics?

Are you anti or pro?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tthom1108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2019
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So, I’ve been hearing people talk about probiotics and how good they are for you. I don’t buy into it.

I guess you could say that I’m anti-biotic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emblemofthecosmos
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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what happens when you get hurt doing yoga?

you get yogurt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What's the opposite of antibiotic?

Uncle biotic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What is a spacecraft chock-full of microbes sent to populate the nearest planetary system?

A probe-biotic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FernandoLH95
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Probiotics are a critical part of your diet

The health of your digestive system is too important to leave up to amateur biotics

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linknt01
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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If you looked into my medicine cabinet...

...you would assume I have very conflicting views on biotics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peterjswift
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Why don't ants ever get sick?

They fill their anty bodies with anty biotics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do crows take for gut issues?

Crow-biotics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudecancode
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2019
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Bad medicine

This an old one. One time I was sick when I was a kid so I went to see a doctor, who happened to be my aunt. Anyway, after I'm done I meet up with my dad in the waiting room. Me: Looks like I got a throat infection, Dad. Him (looking at prescription slip): I know, I see she's prescribed you some AUNTI-biotics

Groaned all the way to the pharmacy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_shit_disturber
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2016
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