What do you call a group of deaf people?

I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BowelMovementator
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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I got assaulted by a group of mimes.

It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...

I see a lot of new faces here today!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2021
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A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?

An orphanage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jayjay3078
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...

I should have known they'd dyne and dash.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2021
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What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A gangaroo.

Credit: friend’s kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redflats
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"

She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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What do you call a group of 1000 grandmas?

A kilogran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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I had to carry a group of crows once.

It was murder on my back!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ripMyTime0192
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends

Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tricky021993
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Giraffes can never apologize to each other.

It takes them too long to swallow their pride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.

We call ourselves On and On Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Winfinity
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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This support group will help you recharge
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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2021
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What group of people like telling dad jokes?

The Papa-razzi!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteAutumnBear
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?

Mt. Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/choisays
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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Why do teens only group in odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?

Ex-men

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abowlofspicyramen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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Do you know what group of people is really struggling with the pandemic?

Flat earthers, the social distancing is really putting them over the edge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Subhi-Ak
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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My first one for this group...

Thanks for explaining the word β€œmany” to me. It means a lot!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.

There's a lot to unpack there.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2021
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A group of kids is called.....

A migraine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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What do you call a large group of aliens?

b-liens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theosimpact
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2021
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Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?

It's called On & On Anon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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If a group of people fall for a prank today

Does that make them April Fools?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2021
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There were a group of elderly people say with their phones.

They repeatedly tapped their screens... Read more

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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I took a group tour of a milk factory ...

While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"

The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kyle1775
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the world’s cheese?

The hallouminati

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beej2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?

A chu-chu train!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRRoundNotSquare
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2021
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Why can’t groups of prisoners be described with Venn diagrams?

Because all the circles are concentric.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JukeboxSommelier
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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I just donated to this group which helps out stray cats...

I guess I'm a feline-thropist now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poastash
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper

It was a peace β€œtree”ty.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THISISWARDUDE
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Last night when exiting Disney, I asked my group if anyone remembered where we parked.

My son: β€œthe parking lot”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.

They just said "How dairy!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ratbas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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How can you identify a group of math teachers?

They're the ones that look like alge-bros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebody’s deodorant isn’t working...

Don’t look at me, I don’t wear that stuff!

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My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.

I’ll be Bach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindler9
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2021
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I need a catchy name for our ski group, PUNS WELCOME! reddit.com/snowlaughingma…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BananaCakesII
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2013
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You know what group of people that have been struggling with the pandemic?

Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What do you call a group of killer whales?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpuffed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?

Mount Rushmore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thewhittaker506
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I was attacked by a group of mimes

They did unspeakable things!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?

Mount Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?

An orca-stra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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