What do you call a group of deaf people?
I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
I got assaulted by a group of mimes.
It was horrific. They did unspeakable things.
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︎ Apr 28 2021
Welcome to the Plastic Surgery Addicts group meeting...
I see a lot of new faces here today!!
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︎ Mar 31 2021
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
A group of physicists came to my restaurant today, ate then explained what the force required to accelerate a mass of one gram at a rate of one centimeter per second squared is. Then when my attention was elsewhere, they all left, leaving behind a bunch of hyphens...
I should have known they'd dyne and dash.
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︎ Apr 25 2021
What do you call a group of kangaroos?
A gangaroo.
Credit: friendβs kid.
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︎ Apr 15 2021
A blonde goes into a church and asks the minister, "How much does it cost to rent a church singing group?"He said,"Do you mean a choir?"
She said "Fine... How much does it cost to acquire a church singing group?"
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︎ Dec 05 2020
What do you call a group of 1000 grandmas?
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︎ Apr 17 2021
I had to carry a group of crows once.
It was murder on my back!
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︎ Apr 14 2021
A Jewish man was making tea for a group of his friends
Everyone enjoyed the tea that he brew
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︎ Apr 23 2021
Giraffes can never apologize to each other.
It takes them too long to swallow their pride.
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I recently joined a support group for people who talk a lot.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
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︎ Mar 09 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
This support group will help you recharge
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What group of people like telling dad jokes?
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
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︎ Mar 03 2021
Why do teens only group in odd numbers?
Because they canβt even.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a superhero group of transwomen?
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︎ Apr 05 2021
Do you know what group of people is really struggling with the pandemic?
Flat earthers, the social distancing is really putting them over the edge.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
My first one for this group...
Thanks for explaining the word βmanyβ to me. It means a lot!
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︎ Mar 29 2021
My friend told me he's going to try to get a large group of wolves to separate from each other.
There's a lot to unpack there.
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︎ Apr 03 2021
A group of kids is called.....
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︎ Feb 27 2021
What do you call a large group of aliens?
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︎ Apr 10 2021
Did you hear about the self-help group for compulsive talkers?
It's called On & On Anon.
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︎ Mar 03 2021
If a group of people fall for a prank today
Does that make them April Fools?
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︎ Apr 01 2021
There were a group of elderly people say with their phones.
They repeatedly tapped their screens... Read more
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
Have you heard about the evil group of men who control all the worldβs cheese?
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︎ Mar 02 2021
What do you call a group of Pikachus doing a conga line?
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︎ Feb 08 2021
Why canβt groups of prisoners be described with Venn diagrams?
Because all the circles are concentric.
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︎ Mar 14 2021
I just donated to this group which helps out stray cats...
I guess I'm a feline-thropist now.
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Yesterday, I saw a group of trees sign a paper
It was a peace βtreeβty.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
Last night when exiting Disney, I asked my group if anyone remembered where we parked.
My son: βthe parking lotβ
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︎ Mar 10 2021
I got thrown out of the Facebook puns group for a post about ice cream.
They just said "How dairy!"
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︎ Jan 16 2021
How can you identify a group of math teachers?
They're the ones that look like alge-bros.
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︎ Jan 28 2021
(To a group) Ewwww, it smells like somebodyβs deodorant isnβt working...
Donβt look at me, I donβt wear that stuff!
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︎ Mar 03 2021
My theater group is writing a sci-fi thriller about classical musicians.
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︎ Mar 07 2021
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︎ Oct 27 2013
You know what group of people that have been struggling with the pandemic?
Flat Earthers. Social distancing is really putting them over the edge
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︎ Apr 11 2021
What do you call a group of killer whales?
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︎ Mar 29 2021
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Feb 14 2021
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
I was attacked by a group of mimes
They did unspeakable things!
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︎ Feb 01 2021
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What do you call a group of killer whales carrying musical instruments?
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︎ Feb 12 2021
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