My New year's resolution is to stop binge eating Xmas leftovers...

I'm going to quit cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasthetanker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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*me binge eating Christmas treats*

Jesus Christ what have you done to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sajinib
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My dad saw the Google car...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Burninator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2015
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Prison Mike in the making

So my 5 year old son always asks what I’m watching or playing (video games) and most of the time sits and watches for a while.

I had been binge watching The Office, so of course he would overhear most of the jokes. One day we were over our friends house who has a daughter my sons age. We sit down to eat some burgers and hot dogs, and out of nowhere my son belts out β€œDON’T DROP THE SOAP!”.

We all died laughing.

He shall be a good dad someday.

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