What do you call a beta elephant?

Alphanโ€™t

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A person can be alpha male or a beta male but

Hulk is always a gamma male

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So we have alpha males, beta males

why can't we have phi males?

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You Beta update that poster then.
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What do you call a beta wolf.

A sub-woofer.

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We just played a new beta version of Clue, and it came down to 2 people being the culprit, the lady who makes climbing devices or the transgender who is a 3D printer...

Was it the latter or the former?

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Everyone keeps telling me to clean my beta fish's tank

But I think it's da beta bowl.

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Beta Apps

Frustrated that I refused to turn on automatic updates because they constantlyโ€‹ update, my husband, giving me crap, summed up his teasing by replying "Well, stop downloading beta apps, then."

Me: "I think you beta app-ologize for being such a jerk right now."

I'll let myself out.

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Why are we still in beta?

Cuz we're beta than everyone else.

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My SO bought a beta fish over the weekend

SO: HEY CUB4N, I GOT A FISH.

CUB4N: Oh that's nice.

SO: I NAMED HIM GOUDA. LIKE THE CHEESE.

CUB4N: But why? That name is so cheesy.

SO: -_________-

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Friend told me their Beta Fish jumped down the drain):

I said "Maybe it's Beta off now. In a Beta place."

He said I was a terrible person. So then I said "I wouldn't Beta-n these jokes getting and happier"

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*howls aggressively* "IM GOIN ALL IN BABY"
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This is a great sub to discover because I love telling Dad jokes.

Sometimes he even laughs.

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Whatโ€™s a sorority girlโ€™s favorite coffee drink?

A Kappa-ccino.

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The current storm in the gulf has caused flooding, but pales in comparison to Hurricane Harvey.

Some may even call it Beta

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Why did the Easter Bunny go to the doctor?

It was time for his annual eggzam.

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Bit of a stretch, but has potential if said differently...

"Do you know the alphabet?"

"No, I'm a beta."

"OMeGa"

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What a CLOWN
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Google Assistant telling Dad Jokes

http://imgur.com/22YJqvO.jpg

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What's a gamer's favourite fish?

CoD

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What do you call the...

..set of letters that our language was almost based on?

Betabet.

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Two Greek people had a poetry contest. One of them wrote an excellent poem conveying deep emotions. The other person's poem is just one-character long. In the end, the short poem won

because it is just beta.

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When God first created the animals, He realized the sea creatures needed more work.

They were just beta fish

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Got Dad joked after paying my car tax

So I just paid my car tax online, and my dad asked if there was a timer saying "Processing" after I had entered my details. I said, "No, but I used a new beta service that's probably different to the old one." He said, "Oh, is that...beta than the old one?"

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IT dad joke

For background, I'm an IT guy.

My wife and I are heading home after our first ultrasound, and asks me what I though about being a dad.

Well, it doesn't seem very well thought out. There's only one developer, it has a 40 week development cycle that can't be changed, and it goes straight into production with no beta testing. Then after launch, everyone is expected to support it.

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What did the Indian father call his premature newborn?

Beta

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