We used to date.
Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]
Does he call himself Lil Uzi Horizont?
I said, βYouβve got some latitude.β
All I could ever do is wander Y.
Guess we'll need some x-position to find out.
Because they were Ex-Axis
Tell-tale sign
And that's the bottom line.
Just horizontally tall.
I told my family via our family Whatsapp chat group that I had just found out that one of my wisdom teeth had decided to grow horizontally into the root of the next tooth requiring both teeth to be extracted. My Dad replies with this.... https://imgur.com/a/XbGg5KB
I went to buy a bed and the sales lady asked me if it was for me. I told her that it was and she the asked how I usually sleep. I told her I usually sleep horizontally since vertically doesnβt really work for me....
Driving into work, we see a vehicle with stickers for oars/boats on it placed in a horizontal manner.
Wife: "Looks like that guy likes to row."
Me: "Huh. I prefer columns myself."
Wife: (groan) "So, you like to column?"
Me: "Yeah, on the phone. I leave a message if I can't get a hold of 'em."
Wife: (GROAN) "You're the worst...but I love you."
one of the exibits was showing kids centripital force by them putting a penny or nickel in a slot and watching it roll around a tube and be held against the sides even when it was rolling horizontally. really cool stuff
my dad looks at it and says "man, talk about money down the drain."
