They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
R and L
Heavily ever after!! (Not making fun of fat people)
Until my 3 year old told me that I could no longer be a princess. I asked her why and she said she was taking it back. I said she can't take my title of Princess. She took it anyway.
I told her I was going to seek Regal Counsel.
Tinderella
I find this very insultan
Cinder-ella
Seenderella.
I said, “they’re mostly dead”
It's called polka-haunt-us
Because her grades were always under the C.
Mozzarella, she's italian
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
It worked for Princess Lela.
Ra-PUN-zel!
Jabbascript
The colt never bothered her anyway
Because she was "Luke" warm
She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
Salmonella
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
Because it's chewy.
It’s title is Mañana.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
Which Disney princess liked puns the most?
Probably RaPUNzel.
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Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up
It's RaPUNzel.
Barely regal
drumroll
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
The Darth Mall
*One of my 6 year olds at my work told me this one. Gave me a little chuckle.
For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.
And croaked because it was a poison arrow frog.
RA-PUN-ZEL undoubtedly..
Moo Lawn.
Because she's really Sheik.
It’s not you, It’s a me.
Seenderella.
Seenderella
Is she the princess of whales?
