How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?

They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them

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What are the Frozen Princesses' favorite letters?

R and L

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If all Disney princesses were fat, how would they live?

Heavily ever after!! (Not making fun of fat people)

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I was playing princesses with my daughters...

Until my 3 year old told me that I could no longer be a princess. I asked her why and she said she was taking it back. I said she can't take my title of Princess. She took it anyway.

I told her I was going to seek Regal Counsel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jewbacca331
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Which Disney princess spends most of her day on dating apps?

Tinderella

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They call me Princess Consuela.....
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Princess Jasmine's father said she had to get married by 16....

I find this very insultan

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Why was the character from Adventure Time called Flame Princess and not...

Cinder-ella

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How do you call a princess who leaves you on read?

Seenderella.

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My friend asked me if Princess Bride jokes are still a thing

I said, β€œthey’re mostly dead”

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Have you guys seen the Disney movie about the dancing ghost princess?

It's called polka-haunt-us

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What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?

Ariel

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Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?

Because her grades were always under the C.

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Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?

Mozzarella, she's italian

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My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.

My daughter Chewbacca not so much

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Riding Solo can't be all that bad.

It worked for Princess Lela.

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What Disney princess loves dad jokes?

Ra-PUN-zel!

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What was Princess Leia's LEAST favorite programming language?

Jabbascript

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How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?

The colt never bothered her anyway

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
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Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
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Why was Chewbacca suspicous when he hugged Princess Leya?

Because she was "Luke" warm

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While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"

She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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What do you call a fish that’s now a Disney Princess?

Salmonella

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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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*sad mario noises*
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Sorry princess

If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sawyer731123
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I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia

Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader

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Why does Han Solo like gum so much?

Because it's chewy.

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Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.

It’s title is MaΓ±ana.

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Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.

The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize

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Disney princess

Which Disney princess liked puns the most?

Probably RaPUNzel.

https://preview.redd.it/29ypd2qlqfk31.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=c4e8be04792a703ee2f9368eb282b08e466ff713

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why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?

Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up

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I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.

It's RaPUNzel.

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The Princess Fried
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What do you call a princess who just turned eighteen?

Barely regal

drumroll

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Why didn't Princess Leia have a boyfriend?

She was looking for love in Alderaan places.

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Where do Princess Leia and Anakin go shopping?

The Darth Mall

*One of my 6 year olds at my work told me this one. Gave me a little chuckle.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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Most of my friends find Princess Leia really attractive, but I don’t get it.

For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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"Kiss me and I'll turn int a beautiful princess," said the frog to my friend. He kissed it...

And croaked because it was a poison arrow frog.

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Which disney princess is the pun god

RA-PUN-ZEL undoubtedly..

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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Who is a farmer’s favorite Disney princess?

Moo Lawn.

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Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?

Because she's really Sheik.

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What did Mario say when he broke up with princess peach?

It’s not you, It’s a me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/a7xwarrior
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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What do you call a princess who leaves you on read?

Seenderella.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen

Seenderella

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If Ariel is a princess...

Is she the princess of whales?

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