Legend says , he is still 0K.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Raven_007
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Jesus Christ is such a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/octopusspongue
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My biology teacher is a pun legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushroomLatte
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2021
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What is the best character in Raid Shadow Legends?

The home button.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forzamon42069
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True story: I was a kid, watching TV in our living room. My dad was outside using the grill. All of a sudden he bursts in the door hopping on one foot yelling β€œI stepped on a Bee!”

I was so concerned I jumped up and ran over to him...

Earlier that day my friend and I who were really into mountain biking had been using really sticky letters to put our names on our bikes. We were working near the general area of the BBQ.

Apparently I had dropped one...

Stuck to the bottom of my dads foot was the letter B....

A legendary dad joke from a legendary dad.

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An urban legend that was revealed on the movie Legally Blonde.

Guy 1: I heard that the main character kept stabbing people on the set filming Legally Blonde. I can't remember her full name. It was Reese..... something. She just kept attacking people one by one but I don't know who it was.

Guy 2: Witherspoon

Guy 1: No...... with her knife. Who would be that stupid to use a spoon to hurt over.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macman1604
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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I once debated a flat earther. He got so mad he stormed off saying he would walk to the edge of the earth to prove me wrong.

He’ll come around eventually.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkIsThicc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
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Im left all a loan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How do you track Will Smith in the snow?

Fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackfish270
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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When people get mad about me playing League of Legends I just

LOL.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/squarezloader
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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The Legend of Zelda is a chain

It's made of Links

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uezyteue
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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True dat.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nibbadvcky
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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One friend of mine is LITERALLY a legend...

He always helps me with maps and diagrams, pointing out all the little symbols and what they mean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bebelmatman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What do you call a hidden Legend of Zelda character?

A Missing Link

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeKrispyKreme
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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legend dairy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonlanderson
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.

I always have trouble with emotional attachments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Aang must be so proud
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AJSaporno
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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If I ever made an epic company for milk and cheese, I'd call it legend-dairy.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Influenz-B
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A Dell
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shampoo_and_dick
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Filters
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Legend has it that basketball used to be played with glass beads, and we only started using rubber balls in the 1800s.

Switching was indeed a marbleless idea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timeforclock
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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Why are feet so famous?

They’re legends

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cinema_King
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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Did you hear about the man who memorized all the symbols on a map?

He was a legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insanitysaint
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2021
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A chemist froze himself at -273.15Β°C

Everyone thought he was crazy but he was 0K

Taken from u/HassanMehdi on r/technicallythetruth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bruinsfan011
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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I read a story to my daughter about a cow that produced magical golden milk

It was legend dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majintb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My five year old daughter, wearing a Sleeping Beauty dress, casually playing with Legos: "ROAR ROAR ROARRRR!"

Me: "Are you roaring at me or is that a Lego monster?"

Her: "Its me."

Me: "Why are you roaring at me?"

Her: "Because I'm Aurora!"

My five year old daughter, everyone. She came up with that on her own. I've never felt more proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/someredditorguy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Who's the main character in the legend of Zelda?

[Link] (https://www.google.com/search?q=image+of+the+word+gottem&oq=image+of+the+word+gottem&aqs=chrome..69i57j33l3.5289j0j9&client=ms-android-htc&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8#imgrc=_qE-mtWpN0cj1M)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neoraydm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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I just read that the Carnival cruise ship "Glory" crashed into the Carnival cruise ship "Legend"

It left a legendary glory hull

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Switch
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TobermanXD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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Why do you have to joke about legends that have died
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grindingslimes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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[OC] Hats off to this legend

This is a true story, I'm relaying it as I heard it yesterday.

Yesterday I was at the Summit Shop of Pike's Peak (14,100 feet in elevation) in Colorado. As I was standing in line to purchase a few things from their cafe, among them some of their 'famous' donuts I heard a dad and son have the conversation below:

Son: "These Donuts look weird."

Dad: "That's because they're high altitude donuts."

S: "How do you know they're high altitude donuts?"

D: "Because we're at a high altitude."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Inarus06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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The man, the myth, the legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HailBROSEIDON
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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Can’t figure out what game this is, could you send me a link?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Baby gender reveal at my family reunion

My brother’s wife has been pregnant for five months and decided that they wanted to reveal the gender of the baby at our family reunion of about 40 people.

One night, after just finishing up a BBQ, my brother and his wife stand up and announce to the family that they are going to have a little baby girl. Everyone starts cheering, naturally.

Once the cheers die down a little I shout out, β€œDo you have a name for the baby yet?”

My brother replies, β€œYeah. Liana Noelle.”

Everyone starts to β€œOoohhh” and β€œAhhhh” and proclaim how pretty of a name it is.

Then after a moment I shout, β€œHow the hell are you supposed to spell Liana with no L?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mzahit29
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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I want to make a milk factory and name the company "Legend"

It'll be "Legend-Dairy"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Albatraous
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My mom needed help standing up after cleaning the bathroom, so she asked my dad for a hand.

He started clapping.

(Obligatory: actually happened today, my mom messaged me to complain about his bad joke. I thought it was fucking hilarious.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malagrond
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Football legend Gary Lineker must be a dad
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Legend tells of an incredible hero...

Legend tells of an incredible hero: Carto-Man. Half of his body is a regular human, but the other half is made up of a key from a map.

The man, the myth, the legend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purevermonter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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What a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mk_ayy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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If you asked me how I would describe the best cheese in the world....

I'd say it's legend-dairy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/virtual_no_body
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I have lots of Kenny Rogers jokes, but in light of his recent passing, I won't tell them.

You gottta know when to hold 'em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/REVDR
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2020
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I wrote a great pun on r/Jokes about The Legend of Zelda

I forgot the link.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteBro
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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Which soft rock legend stole my password?

Kenny Log-ins

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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The Legend of Gnome Ann
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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Horace was a legend
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NightSkye0174
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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The Legend of Zorro and the Bacon Tree

So this is a bit long, sorry about that.

Zorro and his best bud the Lone Ranger were riding through the desert one day, I forget where they were heading to or where they had come from, but we can safely assume shenanigans of some kind were the driving force.

They have been travelling for most of the day and are starting to get tired. There has been a discussion about making camp for the night, but as things are they have agreed to continue riding for a while longer, till the sun starts to set. Away and off to the west the Lone Ranger spies a plant that seems to have large pink flowers that hang in strips with white stripes running the length of them.

"Zorro, what's that over there?" he asks.

Zorro turns in his saddle and raises his hand to shield his eyes from the sun. "Ah, it looks like a bacon tree, quite common in these parts. Let's ride on, there is a good place an hour from now to set up camp."

The two friends ride on and as the sun is beginning to descend the have stopped and are making camp. As Zorro begins to make a fire he says to the Lone Ranger, "You know, I quite fancy some pork. You ride back to that bacon tree and get some for supper, and I'll finish setting up camp here."

"No problem Zorro, I won't be long" replies the Ranger, jumping back into the saddle and returning the way they came.

Time passes, and the sun begins to get low in the sky. 'Odd', thinks Zorro 'he should be back by now.' Another hour passes and the shadows are growing longer. 'I might have to go investigate, it's not like him to take his time.' More time passes, and, just as Zorro has decided that he must go search for his friend in the dwindling light, he hears the sound of Silver's hooves. Looking into the gathering gloom he sees his friend riding towards him. As the Lone Ranger nears Zorro can see the Lone Ranger is injured, there are cuts and bruises and he has an arrow through his hat.

"What on earth happened, Lone Ranger? Did you make it to the Bacon tree?"

The Lone Ranger dismounts and sighs heavily.

"That weren't no Bacon tree, Zorro. That was an Hambush."

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What do you call a high alien playin legend of Zelda

A highlien

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyCKsie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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Legend has it that King Arthur was a vampire.

He would go out knightly.

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