One to cook and one to clean.
One is a shelf insert book nook for fiction fans that you took and the other is a self-insert fan fiction took book that got you shook.
He’s all right wing.
Gnomes.
There's no race like gnome.
A pipe dream
Gladio: dog sure can track a scent
Ignis: certainly nose how to find us
They have a totally different gnomenclature.
Me: "You're up"
Dad: "Asia!"
Me: "What about Asia?"
Dad: "Well you said Europe!"
Thanks to u/adamdidit for being my "father" in this situation
It wasn't until i spanked a statue that i realised i had hit rock bottom.
Then, My Luck ran out.
Archie Windsor
I said it was because I thought it would be pretty hot
It looks like most calculations will be done in the Cloud.
At first I thought that it’d have two nature deities: a tree-person for the land and a mermaid-like being for the ocean.
My dad suggested that combining the two would be more “a fish-ent”.
So far, My team includes an orc, 2 elves, a dwarf and a Minotaur.
In a fantasy football league with some olive garden employees. Team name is Olive the TDs. Anyone have any other good team names?
Why would anyone fantasize a losing team?
It's been 14 weeks of luck puns, typically along the lines of "I can't lose. I've got Luck on my side." Or "Guess my team is just Luck-ier than yours."
He laughs every time.
My dad was feeling his wallet in his back pocket and says, "My wallet is cold."
I said, "Maybe they froze all your bank accounts?"
EDIT: A word.
and asks me if I need some help getting the creative juices flowing.
It's a common thing for him to say, so I only got it after he left. I don't think he even realized it himself. At this point I'm too afraid to ask.
A Fantasy
I like to give them a Tolkien of my appreciation.
So I'm at Costco picking up the hot dog meal I had added to my order at the checkout. The girl at the food court register yells to the guy working in the back, "Hey! Can you make me a hot dog?"
I looked at her dead serious, waved my spirit fingers, and said, "POOF! YOU'RE A HOT DOG!"
.... She didn't get it. Kids these days...
It's called The Similarillion.
After wishing my upcoming opponent good luck, he told me "I'd need luck to beat him this week." I replied "No, I think I'm gonna bench Luck and play Wentz instead."
You boil the hell out of it.
He took the phone, and said, in the voice of Freddie Mercury, "Is this the wi-fi? Is this just fantasy?...Caught in a landline, we don't need AT&T.." and then passed the phone back. We already have AT&T, and I WAS ON THE PHONE WITH A FRIEND THAT DOES ACCOUNTING?, NOTHING TO DO WITH SOMEONE CALLING OUR HOUSE. No more Crockpot broccoli and cheese soup using weed butter for him. Good god... I'm almost impressed. We also haven't had a landline in years. God bless this small dog weilding, vaping man.
to fulfill my fantasy...
that we have health insurance.
Some critics went so far as to call them "modern Tolkien".
