How do Disney princesses screw in a lightbulb?
They hold the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them
What are the Frozen Princesses' favorite letters?
If all Disney princesses were fat, how would they live?
Heavily ever after!!
(Not making fun of fat people)
I was playing princesses with my daughters...
Until my 3 year old told me that I could no longer be a princess. I asked her why and she said she was taking it back. I said she can't take my title of Princess. She took it anyway.
I told her I was going to seek Regal Counsel.
What Disney princess do gymnasts all love?
Why princess ariel didn't finish high school?
Because her grades were always under the C.
Did you hear disney is announcing a new princess?
Mozzarella, she's italian
What Disney princess loves dad jokes?
My son Luke loves that we named him after a Star Wars character.
My daughter Chewbacca not so much
What was Princess Leia's LEAST favorite programming language?
Why does Han Solo like gum so much?
How did Princess Elsa overcome her fear of horses?
The colt never bothered her anyway
Your boyfriend calls you princess but leaves you on seen. You're SEENdarella
Why was Chewbacca suspicous when he hugged Princess Leya?
Because she was "Luke" warm
While having dinner last night, my daughter looked up at me and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" Proudly, I replied, "Yes, my little princess, yes I am!"
She continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
What do you call a fish that’s now a Disney Princess?
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
Sorry princess
If the actress who played Padme Amidala wore an outfit that showed a crease at her crotch it would be a Natalie Portmanteau
I'm a member of the Galactic Senate on a dimplomatic mission to Alderaan - Princess Leia
Hi, I'm a member of the Imperial Senate on a diplomatic mission to Alderaan, I'm dad - Darth Vader
Disney is making a movie about a Spanish princess who lives in the future.
Disney came up with a Beauty & The Beast remake, but didn't include a princess.
The movie later earned a 'No Belle' prize
why did princess jasmine break up with aladdin?
Because the things he said weren’t aladdin up
Disney princess
Which Disney princess liked puns the most?
Probably RaPUNzel.
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I hear there's a fairy tale princess who actually knows quite a few dad jokes.
Most of my friends find Princess Leia really attractive, but I don’t get it.
For me, she ticks Alderaan boxes.
Where do Princess Leia and Anakin go shopping?
The Darth Mall
*One of my 6 year olds at my work told me this one. Gave me a little chuckle.
Why didn't Princess Leia have a boyfriend?
She was looking for love in Alderaan places.
Who is a farmer’s favorite Disney princess?
I was told to pick a password 8 characters long
So I picked Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Which disney princess is the pun god
What do you call a princess who just turned eighteen?
What Studio Ghibli film is not in stereo?
Why is Princess Zelda the most fashionable person in Hyrule?
Because she's really Sheik.
What did Mario say when he broke up with princess peach?
The couple from Princess Bride can’t have kids
What do you call a Disney princess that repeats word play jokes
Who's the funniest Disney princess?
Why did Han Solo wait to ask Princess Leia to marry him ?
He didn’t want to force it
What kind of chair does Princess Peach like to sit on?
Letitia Wright who plays Shuri in Plack Panther found out that Thomas Sanders called her a Disney Princess.
What are you when your boyfriend calls you his princess and leaves you on seen
If Ariel is a princess...
Is she the princess of whales?
Whos the princess of puns?
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