What is the medical term for a Reddit addiction?

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I don't want to end the year on bad terms with anyone

So apologize to me.

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What's the term for when a person dies and comes back as a hillbilly?

Reintarnation

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I recently learned the past tense of the term used to describe taking something away.

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As I finally came to terms with my hair loss I weighed my options, transplanting hair or wearing a wig?

Looking at the transplant prices I realized - in comparison - a wig was a small price toupรฉ.

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Who invented the term 'Lala Land'?

A stammering guy.

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New Dad Joke Term...

Do You know the new term for a Dad Joke? Pop Corn - The Corniest You can get!!!

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Why do transsexuals have superpowers?

Because they're ex-men.

Please go easy on my non-PC joke. I just came up with it while watching x-men

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I'm convinced that the music they played at high school dances is part of the reason our generation struggles to maintain long-term relationships.

If it hadn't been for Cotton-Eyed Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago.

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For me, the term "stay-at-home dad" isn't just a term.

It's something my kids say whenever there's a family outing.

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If alcohol can damage your short term memory,

just imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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Whatโ€™s a more concrete term for butt crack?

Asphalt.

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What do you call a snake without any clothing?

S-naked

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Do you guys know the correct term for short people

โ€ฆ or do you also struggle with gnomenclature??

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What company does the state of Indiana use for paternity tests?

Hoosier Daddy

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There's a term for people like Trump

Evidently not two though

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My wifeโ€™s hairdresser wanted her to sign a long-term service agreement before setting up an appointment, but she refused.

Just couldnโ€™t accept all those perms and conditions.

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How do you write the unknown day of your death in mathematical terms?

Dayแต—สฐ

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Whatโ€™s another term for a boating mishap?

A sailure.

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I think of this whenever I hear the term IV drip
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If Jesus was real they wouldn't call it the crucifixion

They would call it crucifact.

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Did you know Mortal Kombat is actually based on an old Scandinavian church song?

A Finnish Hymn.

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In terms of land use

Cemeteries are just dead space

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What's the medical term for a tandem bicycle.

Conjoined Schwinns.

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I don't like the word "cover"

It's such a blanket term

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At the beginning of the term, my university professor makes all of his students buy the book that he wrote.

Itโ€™s textbook Economics.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 05 2021
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What the medical term for owning to many dogs?

A roverdose

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I've just angered two people on the street, by calling them hipsters..

.. apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins.

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Rabbits have accomplished so much in terms of their good fortune /r/3amjokes/comments/nzaqโ€ฆ
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What is the scientific term for shampoo?

Sham-fecal matter.

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My son just told me that he is studying Mesopotamia this term

I said โ€œGreat, I can Babylon about it for hours!โ€

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It's just another term for it...
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In light of his record with these mega-projects, Elon Musk's proposed new Miami-tunnel gives new meaning to the term

"car-pool tunnel syndrome."

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I remember asking my dad repeatedly what the acronym LGBTQ meant.

I never got a straight answer.

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Whatโ€™s it called when a barista gets in a fight?

A brewhaha

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A man was attacked by string instruments.

It was a brutal act of violins...

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Autocorrect typos should be called..

autoincorrectos

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kmamaniya
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I broke my leg and had to go on Short Term Disability

It really confused me when HR told me it was a STD.

(This actually happened to me. HR emailed my insurance company telling them that I have a STD injury. Now I use the joke all of the time)

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The College Board is phasing out the essay portion of the SAT.

Henceforth the test will be known as the T.

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Today I Learned the term "blacklist" could be perceived to be offensive

So instead I will start to use the term "minority report"

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What's a fancy term for coders being poached from a company?

Dev elopment

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SwedishHouseCaviar
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What do you call taking just one term at a French immersion school?

A French dip

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If alcohol can damage your short term memory

Imagine the damage alcohol can do.

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Not only is my short term memory terrible...

...but so is my short term memory.

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Family is a relative term
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