Did you hear about the cell phone towers that got married?
The reception was amazing.
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︎ Aug 01 2022
I removed all the German contacts from my cell phone.
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︎ Jul 31 2022
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
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︎ Aug 03 2022
I was confused why I was getting bad cell phone reception in the middle of a corn field
The field after all was all ears
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︎ Aug 13 2022
A pirate found a cell phone ringing in a pile of gold coins
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︎ Jul 17 2022
2 blood cells met and fell in love...
But alas, it was all in vein.
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︎ Jun 05 2022
Why can't you get good cell service in a cemetery?
Because it's a dead zone.
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︎ May 01 2022
I'd say my skin cells are pretty close
Some where once practically sewn together
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︎ Jun 24 2022
Starting in 2024 all US government inmates are to recieve cell phones, per new law.
The program is called context.
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︎ May 03 2022
What did the inmate said before he got executed by electric chair?
"I wouldn't be shocked if that didn't work"
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︎ Jun 03 2022
I have a difficult exam tomorrow so I called my ex
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︎ Jul 11 2022
I get bitterly angry every time my cell phone dies.
My therapist suggested I find an outlet.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
What did the Italian cell say to their mother when they made a mistake?
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︎ May 14 2022
What happens when someone slaps you a million times in one second?
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︎ Jul 08 2022
How do cells on the feet multiply?
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︎ Mar 29 2022
Then there were the two cell towers that fell in love and got married.
The wedding was boring but the reception was fantastic.
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︎ Dec 03 2021
What do you called Egyptian cells
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︎ Feb 09 2022
I intentionally left my cell phone at home when I went to visit the Vatican for the first time
But somehow I still incurred massive Roman charges.
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︎ Jan 14 2022
What did one daughter call say to the other daughter cell when she stepped on her sister's toe?
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︎ Mar 15 2022
What do you call a cell phone store you're locked out of?
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︎ Mar 03 2022
If they had to dig their way out of a prison cell, who would be faster:
Ann Widdecombe, or Reese Witherspoon?
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︎ Feb 10 2022
Two 5G cell phone engineers got married.
The wedding stunk but the reception was great!
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︎ Jan 31 2022
Why did the cell phones break up?
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︎ Jan 04 2022
What does a single brain cell need?
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︎ Jan 19 2022
Did you hear the one about the cell phone wedding?
They say they had the best reception
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︎ Dec 15 2021
Why did the cell phone need glasses?
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︎ Nov 15 2021
How do cell phones become ill?
Through textually transmitted deseases.
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︎ Nov 24 2021
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
So, therefore, your cell phone's battery is mitochondria.
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︎ Dec 13 2021
My niece, Sally, owns and operates a battery kiosk at the beach...
Sally sells c-cells by the seashore.
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︎ Aug 13 2022
Isn't cancer....
... just a bunch of terrorists cells?
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︎ Aug 04 2022
A cell phone goes off in a crowded bar...
Pavlov jumps up and leaves, explaining "The dog wants to be fed."
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︎ Aug 30 2021
He left this comment on Twitter that is totally right.
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︎ Dec 23 2021
What do you call a virgin behind bars?
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︎ Aug 11 2022
Two sibling cells are dancing when one steps on the other,
The one cells says: Ouch, mitosis!
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︎ Oct 03 2021
A biology teacher grew human vocal cords from stem cells in the labβ¦
The results speak for themselves.
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︎ Oct 21 2021
Letβs see how many of us remember biology 101β¦
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︎ Nov 03 2021
I was going to tell a joke about a prisoner transferring from a cell on the top floor to one on the bottom floor...
...but the punchline is con descending.
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︎ Jun 13 2021
What did the sister cell say when they bumped their foot?
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︎ Oct 01 2021
Mug shots
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︎ Apr 07 2022
Why does Utah have such poor cell phone service?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
What did the cell phone salesman say to the car salesman when they didn't have the car they wanted?
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︎ Oct 15 2021
Why was the cell phone wearing glasses?
Cause he lost his contacts.
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︎ Aug 25 2021
Two blood cells met and fell in love
but alas it was all in vein.
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︎ Jul 03 2021
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