Tourists are flocking to the Statue of Liberty after they covered it in camouflage netting

I can't see the attraction myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flopsychops
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2022
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What material were statues of bad people made of?

Alabastard

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evilmd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2022
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My parents were worried I would be hurt when I told them I had a crush on a statue.

But the Venus de Milo is relatively armless…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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I thought it would be funny to award the winner with a golden statue of a feline rear end...

But it was a catasstrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/low_kix
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2022
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My spinster aunt thinks that statues of Jesus on the crucifix in only a loincloth is too revealing, so she has started covering them in appropriate clothing.

...aparently, she's a cross-dresser now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2022
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I asked a carpenter for an estimate for a full size statue of Babe Ruth, he quoted $50...

I said that seems a bit cheap, are your sure?

He said it's just a ball park figure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Status-Victory
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2022
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Look. A topless statue.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zarine_Aybara
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2022
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What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythm?

A metro-gnome

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kevindavis338
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2022
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I knocked over the statue made of desserts…

And that’s how the cookies crumbles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rszim94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2022
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Lord Nelson was 5ft 4 inches tall in real life, but his statue in London is more than 18 feet tall.

That’s…a Horatio of more than 3:1.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2022
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Apparently the statue of buddah I bought is fake!

I can’t believe it’s not buddah!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/monkeyshinenyc
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2022
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Ant statues

Jim was a sculptor; one day he wanted to prove his skills and decided to enter competitions. He found one where a millionaire has asked people to build a statue of an ant with two conditions: the ant should have toes and it should be as tall as possible. Jim spent some time planning, creating prototypes and eventually narrowed it down to two entries when suddenly the millionaire has bankrupted. The only business of them that didn’t disappear was a dairy farm, so the reward for winning the competition was changed to a lifetime supply of milk from that place. Hearing that Jim decided to participate with the smaller of his two statues of ants with toes.

β€” That will lower your chances to win, why on earth would you do that? - asked his friend.

β€” I just realised it. I… - Jim hesitated - …lack toes in taller ant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thih92
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2022
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I accidentally stepped in wet cement in the front walkway of this building because I was in a rush to get to my first job interview

I'm pretty sure I left a bad impression.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButtahChicken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2022
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I've been practicing my Living Statue performance

I was outstanding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strungen
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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Why don't the Easter Island statues ever go anywhere?

They're really stoned

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esposures
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2022
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I went to the fountain and removed all of its angel statues.

It's now a sans seraph font.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flopsychops
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2022
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The art and soul of freedom
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My friend constantly forgets which South American country the β€œChrist the Redeemer” statue is in…

I must have told him a Brazilian times.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OptimusJosh
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2022
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I had commissioned a sculptor to make a full body statue of me, but they ended up only getting my head.

I guess it was all just a bust.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jukebox92
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2022
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Direct from the mind of my 4yo: You know how statues are defective?

They have a giant crack in their butt.

Gotta say, while derivative, I’m very proud!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brianjgeraghty
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2022
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I’ve got a statue of Darth Vader.

I call it Mannequin Skywalker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dannyirish17
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2022
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If you remove an angel statue from a fountain, does that make it a

sans serif font

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2022
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So I made a wood statue out of a celebrity, I call it timber-ton.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingcat1111111111
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2022
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Why did they stop building the monument outside the law library?

It reached the statue of limitations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmoney6
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2022
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Did you hear about the guy who tried to rob a bank with a statue?

It was a bust

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IronTemplar26
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2021
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What do you call a statue made of books?

A figure of speech.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iswitt
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2021
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Script-turally Accurate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwihgt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2022
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Why did the pigeon ask the statue for permisson before he pooped on it?

He did want to take it for granite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TRAKRACER
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2021
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Vlad the..
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwwSTEALTHYcom
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2022
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Did you hear they're putting a fish statue downtown?

Yea, it's being built to scale...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AZZMUNCHA81
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2021
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If you have sex with a statue, you have officially

hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fortune_-_Teller
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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What you call an iron statue of Snow White?

The ferroust of them all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infamous2005
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2021
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Ever since I bought that ceramic statue my kids won't go in the back yard

It's gnome man's land now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sassaphras
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2021
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I got into an argument with a statue the other day...

and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoridinReborn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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Why don't statues need to smoke weed?

Because they're always stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minos157
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2021
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What do you call high statues?

Stoned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2021
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I had a glass statue of Captain Kirk. My dog ran by and knocked it over and it broke.

William Shattered

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What did the Maori statue say to the other Maori statue

Is statue bro?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suicidal_Tuna
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2021
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For a little anniversary surprise, I commissioned our local bakery to make a cake-statue of my wife.

It had her in tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuskyPelican
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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Is it worthy of dadjoke staus? From a non dad myself.

What's a dry cleaners preferred sense of humor?

Irony

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I tried to communicate with those little garden statues

It was hard. They had their own gnome-menclature.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2021
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My neighbor asked me if I recognized the mini statues in my front graden...

But I didn’t gnome.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slowblink
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?

Mannequin Skywalker.

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The reason that aliens have never visited us is because our solar system has received terrible reviews.

We only have one star.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mykeuk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2022
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I can't believe I've become attracted to statues...

Now I've really hit rock bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrowsyDuck005
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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They made a mistake on the statue of Lincoln.

It was a monumental error

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UncleFuckingIroh
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Shark puns

Give them to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ishmilach
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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I’m addicted to visiting national landmarks.

Mount Rushmore, Grand Canyon, Statue of Liberty, Hoover Damn, Golden Gate Bridge, but it’s never enough to satisfy my urge.

It all started after I saw the St. Louis Arch. It was a gateway monument.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GO_GO_Magnet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2022
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