A list of puns related to "Medical Terms"
It's called Igor Mortis.
Scrolliosis
A roverdose
Conjoined Schwinns.
"appundicitis".
(I know there's some fancy medical term for it, but I simply prefer to call it that, because it causes inflammation and loud groans).
True story. Happen about 2 hrs ago.
Back trying. My wife and I both work in the medical field. She runs hospital employee health dept, and I’m the dental director for a public health agency.
My wife had Covid-19 in January. We were talking about the long term, later effects of Covid on people’s health.
Wife: I wonder what the residual effects of Covid-19 are. My left ear hasn’t been right since I had Covid.
Me: Well of course not.
Wife: Why? What have you heard?
Me: Well your left ear can’t feel right. It’s your left ear.
Wife: God, why did I marry you 33 years ago?
...I told my wife that, in medical terms, we were performing a Hostarectomy.
Laughter and groans ensued.
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