"What is thy bidding, my master?" says Darth Vader.
"Order 66."
It was one hell of a good breakfast.
Because I think she's pre-tea
And being upside down is one.
http://m.imgur.com/hFfPDa9
It was a Jedicide
I’m assuming it’s something she ate.
...The number of the Feast
I feel like the 66 route is a little late
http://i.imgur.com/M0R9tHo.jpg
I said, “So Dad is mom beau number 5?”
Now they say it's been 66 million years.
It was root 66!
he responded with, "I already wok all over the place."
I'm 31 and my dad is 66 (sister is 28). This will never get old. Please, always cherish the moments you have with your father.
The other day I witnessed the first ever dad joke to come out of my dad's mouth. He is 66.
Conversing about dental work:
Dad: "They keep telling me to get my wisdom teeth removed. I am 66."
Me: "Yeah, seems a little late for that."
Dad: "I never got wisdom teeth on this side, but I have them over here, which is probably why I am half stupid..."
I laughed immediately. It took the rest of the family a little longer to notice the dad joke.
Thanks to the following individuals for helping persuade me to become vegan:
Ron Acerous, Sal Amander, Herb Avore, Chic Adee, Al Bacore, Paul R Baer, Al Batros, Wally Bee, Lady Bugg, Jay Byrd, Ann Chovie, Anna Condra, Barry Cuda, Terry Dactyl, Ray N Deer, Flo N Der , Erma Dillo, Ann Enome, Terry Err, Liz Erd, Ann Fibian, Dale Finn, Redd Fox, Buddy Fly, Ken Garoo, Allie Gator, Billy Goat, Pan Guin, Ann Gus, Hal Ibut, Bob Katz, Tom Katz, Anne Kelosaurous, Don Key, Ann T. Lope, Moe Lusk, C. Lyon, Chip Monk, Flo Mingo, Sal Mon, Anna Mull, Barr Nicole, Kay Nine, Kyle Otee, Al Paca, Lia Pard, Millie Pede, Ellie Phant, Arthur Podd, Jack Rabbit, Gerry Raffe, Ty Ranaceourous, Mack Rell, Wally Rus, Jack Russel, Fez Sant, Dina Sauer, Drew Sophila, Chris Station, Hal Steen, Clyde Sudale, Ann Teeter, Pan Ther, Earl Thurfworm, Tara Ann Tula, Bea Tule, Ray Venn, Bea Ver, and Beau Vine.
I couldn't have done it without your support !!!
"Krusty, they were selling regular cakes for $6.66. Next to it, they're selling upside-down cakes for $9.99"
Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. I’m making him a note jar for Valentine’s and I’m short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)
Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!
