20 Hilarious Babe Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Wife: Babe you keep putting the remote in random places...

Me: Correction, I keep putting the remote in "remote" places. That's where it belongs right?

I got a eye roll and a sigh, score.

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👤︎ u/Magoogooo

📅︎ Mar 13 2021

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What do you call a line of well dressed, sizzling hot babes?

Barbie queue.

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👤︎ u/xxBurntToastxx

📅︎ Mar 09 2021

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Husband: Babe, I got paid more than I expected! This is great!!!!

Wife: Sweet! How much are we talking??

Husband: Well it is normally $1000, but this time I got $1000.02!!!!!!!

Wife: ...thats not that great.

Husband: Well I think it is, but that’s just my two cents.

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👤︎ u/jhench78

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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From the mouths of babes (in this case my seven year old daughter as I was leaving this morning...)

Daughter: Dad, it's really STUPID out there today. You'd better take your dumbrella.

Me: I've never been more proud.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ Oct 04 2020

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I said to my wife “I hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”

She said “then wear your own one then”

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👤︎ u/bigpapastu

📅︎ Jun 28 2020

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My wife asked if I would like to BBQ some brats for dinner. I said, “No way, babe.”

“Brats are the wurst.”

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👤︎ u/DestroyatronMk8

📅︎ Sep 05 2020

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She: Babes I'm pregnant!! I wonder what our son is gonna look like.

Me: nah, he's gonna wonder what I look like.

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👤︎ u/asisdeo

📅︎ Jul 28 2020

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“What are you doing up there babe?”

Her: “Writing a letter.”

Me: “Which one? S? K? M?”

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👤︎ u/HollywooDcizzle

📅︎ Jul 08 2020

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Ok babe, I have a question. I'm pretty sure the answer is no...

...but what is the opposite of yes?

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👤︎ u/artvandelay440

📅︎ May 24 2020

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Wife yells from kitchen: Babe, we're almost out of trash bags...

I yelled back: Well why do you keep throwing them away?

I got a very stern look.

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👤︎ u/lboogie09

📅︎ Jul 13 2019

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“Babe you’re not giving me mushroom”

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👤︎ u/mark_ryan2

📅︎ Jan 27 2019

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Who's the Babe? imgur.com/MYY2T8c

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👤︎ u/pkacgu

📅︎ Nov 15 2013

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My dad just used this pickup line on my mom at breakfast: "Hey Babe..... do you have an inhaler?"

".....cuz you got dat assssss, ma!"

I spit out my cornflakes and ironically was laughing so hard I couldn't breathe.

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👤︎ u/SoDakZak

📅︎ Jul 09 2017

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Did you hear the Islamic music group who covered "I've Got You Babe?"

Sunni and Shia

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👤︎ u/Pastad

📅︎ Nov 14 2018

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I was telling my girlfriend about how I needed to get something out of my truck. I guess I must have said this before, because she responded, "I'm aware, babe."

I responded, "So you are only a babe during full moons?"

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👤︎ u/Lunatic721

📅︎ Mar 27 2015

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She said resolve the CAPCHA, I said babes...

Mans not bot

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👤︎ u/Sneakergod03

📅︎ Oct 28 2018

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Hey babe. Do you have aphantasia? reddit.com/r/Aphantasia/c…

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👤︎ u/idraw4l1f3

📅︎ Oct 26 2018

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"Babe can you move over?" "But I don't have mushroom."

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C1YAA2xXAAE0Tcx.jpg

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👤︎ u/BreakingGarrick

📅︎ Jan 06 2017

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Did you hear what happened when Babe Ruth finally quit playing for the Yankees?

The team became ruthless.

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👤︎ u/gronke

📅︎ Jul 30 2017

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Hey babe! There are holes in all of your socks!

Wife: Really?? What the hell happened?

Me: They must have been made that way. How else would you be able to get your feet into them?

Wife: eyeroll

God I'm good!

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👤︎ u/thebestisyetocome

📅︎ Mar 02 2016

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