BIL Puns

A list of puns related to "BIL"

My BIL always draws pictures on our take home boxes. This is our MIL's imgur.com/6JysP2g
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👤︎ u/ChicagoWind88
📅︎ Oct 10 2016
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BIL was telling us about one of his exes who counted everything. In fact, her incessant counting was a factor in the breakup.

FIL quips "I wonder what she's up to."

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👤︎ u/voidbender
📅︎ Nov 25 2016
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Just remembered a classic my brother-in-law dropped after my niece was born (A couple months ago)

My mother FaceTimed me so I could show her my sister and her baby

I went into my sister's room and said, "Hey mom wants to see you. Can you say a quick hello?"

Sister: Sure but just for a minute, I'm exhausted.

BIL, without dropping a beat: Hi exhausted, I'm a new dad!

Old but gold

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👤︎ u/miserablefrosting
📅︎ Apr 28 2021
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What do you call a psychic midget who is wanted by the police?

A small medium at large.

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👤︎ u/Blenderhead36
📅︎ Mar 12 2014
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Two dadjokes in one evening, from 2 different dads

"Joke" #1 (from my brother-in-laws father in law...actually, it's not a joke, but it deserves to be here.)

BIL'sFIL: What about an elbow truck? Everyone else: ??? BIL'sFIL: You know, instead of a toe-truck?

Joke #2 from my Father in-law, (while discussing how my brother-in-law and brother-in-law's father in-law "bonded" over a movie.)

FIL: Did they use a strong glue?

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👤︎ u/BrassSpider
📅︎ Jan 02 2014
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