Auditorium Puns

A list of puns related to "Auditorium"

Did you know that auditoriums are designed to have sound bounce around to the audience?

This doesn’t happen with pigeons, though. This is because a coo sticks

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👤︎ u/Jaxerfp
📅︎ Jan 20 2021
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off an auditoriums walls to surround the audience, however

The sound from a pigeon does not, because a coo sticks.

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👤︎ u/heightsenberg
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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Auditoriums are specially designed so that sound will bounce around the walls and ceiling in order to be projected to the audience. However, if you place a pigeon on the stage, the coo of said pigeon will not bounce.

This is because of a-coo-sticks.

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👤︎ u/Nebulas-Entity
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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An entire auditorium groaned...

I have a course in religious symbols at university, and we had an assignment to go around town and take pictures of random religious symbols we would stumble over. Next lecture the Professor had made a collection of the best pictures into a powerpoint and we were to spend two hours analyzing them.
After about an hour we came to this picture of a wiccan pentagram in the window above a animalshelter, and the professor asked: "Why do you think this is here?" before I even had time to think, and stop my self I bursted: Maybe a dyslectic thought it was a PETAgram?
Alot of bored students life got a tad more depressing after that...

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👤︎ u/GenJohnnyN
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
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I...think I got my girlfriend on a dad joke.

Cute girl sits next to me in an auditorium where they're playing dubstep. I turn to her, smiling, and say "I'm really wubbing these subwoofers!" She actually laughed, and we're still together about a year and a half later. :)

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👤︎ u/modulusshift
📅︎ Oct 19 2013
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The sound from a musician on stage bounces off the auditorium walls to surround the audience. The sound from a pigeon on stage does not do this.

The reason is a coo sticks.

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👤︎ u/CarlosMingos22
📅︎ Jan 24 2020
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