I really need to hone them.
"What do you want, atrophy?"
Turns out, I've got atrophy
Atrophy
Atrophy
Bone atrophy!
It was atrophy.
I raised my fourth cup and said “Bone atrophy!”
Need some pun help
Girl is a nurse who wants to try 27 spicy food places before you die. Not Tinder
My best so far:
You pepper believe that eating at all those places will turn you from nurse to fulltime patient. You don't even get atrophy when you're through
It's ehhhhh And seems insulting.
I'm starting a blog as a disabled writer consisting of anecdotal posts about the funny, but unusual circumstances my disability and wheelchair put me in. Any names that come to mind? Particularly fond of blogs titles like Laughing at My Nightmare and Bag Lady Moma. I'm in a wheelchair and have 24/7 care, my disability is Spinal Muscular Atrophy (SMA)... go as wild as you like
It was a cat-atrophy
...turned out that he suffered from atrophy
Atrophy
I'm so good at being lazy that I was awarded atrophy.
Except muscle atrophy
For a little bit of background information, my dad suffers from multiple system atrophy and got a high fever, which turned out to be from a bad urinal tract infection. He has been at the hospital for almost 2 weeks now, and it is really hard on our family, but he is doing his best to get better and throws this small dad joke to lighten me and my brothers day.
A Speech Therapist comes every day to help him focus on his muscles in his face to help him swallow and speak clearer with simple gestures of noises and deep breathing. As she was done with his exercises, she said to him "Can you say goodbye, have a nice day! in a long sentence?" (As in one breath with no pauses). My dad then takes a look at me and my brother and says in his slurred voice "goodbye... have a nice day... in a long sentence".
The Speech Therapist just smiled and shook her head while we facepalmed...
Thumbs up Dad, I know you will come home soon!
My friend Alexander recently broke his collarbone, and he was complaining that he could no longer lift anything with his right arm. He was particularly upset that his hard-won gainz would atrophy, so he would be stronger on his left side than his right.
"Now you'll be asymmetricAl" I said.
Everyone laughed I chuckled heartily to myself whilst everyone within earshot gave me a weird look.
