Litteraly asshole ads...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rodger_Smith
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2021
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If you stink up another persons bathroom, you’re an asshole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/homosapien-male
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Some asshole cut off both my arms and a leg a while ago. But it's ok...

...I don't hold crutches.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnxiousYYC2018
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Asshole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CourageKitten
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Do you know why cats are assholes?

They break everything on purrpose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yakkslapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Such an asshole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/spiderzsolt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Peter being an asshole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackReaver0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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I’ll bet this driver is an asshole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bpatlanta
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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Am I the asshole in this situation?

So a bit of background here, I am fully dependent on my carer. Where he goes, I go. What he eats, I have to eat too. And because of that, if he wants to eat the wrong thing, I suffer.

I have no control over what he feeds us and I can't always tolerate the foods he likes. If he eats food that is too spicy, I yell at him. Like a lot. I've even made him cry a few times. But the thing is, I can't control myself. Every time I talk, it is shit for everyone in my vicinity, especially him. That's why I need him as a carer. I really tried to not give him shit for a couple weeks by not talking at all but he thought it was so bad that I did that he took me to the doctor to force me to keep giving out instead of bottling it all up.

I don't know what to do. I'm literally the end point of his digestive system. Am I the asshole?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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My compiler is an asshole

He ignores all my comments

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Voldezhur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call an asshole lifeguard?

Son of a beach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pman6543
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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The sheep says to the shepherd "you're an asshole and I hate you!" and the shepherd says "Say what?"

And the sheep goes "You herd me!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dagusiu
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2019
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To all the assholes out there

I’m sorry for all the shit you have to deal with

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDestroyer575
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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Parents who let children misbehave in public are proof that little turds come from big assholes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Civil-listener
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2017
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Did you know most people are assholes?

Next time you see a group of people, yell "hey asshole" and they will all look.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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There is a vas deferens between a dickhead and an asshole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/badf1nger
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2016
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I switched to Sensitive toothpaste but I don’t think it’s working, I’m still an asshole.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elon_Muskmelon
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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When you beat a team of assholes...

Does it mean you rectum?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuzzYetDeadly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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So this asshole gave me pinkeye.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2013
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What would happen if there were no assholes?

We would be full of shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ilovemesometaters
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2017
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Only assholes use bidets
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eschybach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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Hey guys, look at my asshole imgur.com/gallery/yBgte
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lonehoof
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2017
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Check out this asshole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/huphelmeyer
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2016
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Excuses are like assholes...

Back in college, a friend, upon being offered my excuse for something long since forgotten, started replying "Excuses are like assholes..."

I interrupted her with "If you don't have one, you get stuck with shit you don't want."

My finest college moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TASagent
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2016
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there's an annoying hair in my asshole

it's bumming me out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/millions-in-debt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2018
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asshole/elbow

My wife called me an asshole , I called her an elbow. She laughed and said,"That's dumb!". I looked her in the eye and said, "I can get along without an elbow, a hell of a lot better than you can without, an asshole". She smiled - that's all a man needs, I love that woman.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kram12345
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2015
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What an asshole (x-post from /r/Minecraft)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/This-is-my-alt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2013
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