A list of puns related to "Dickhead"
It's because of an unfortunate username.
She said, "Wear your own then, dickhead."
Because its a soft drink
So, I'm not 100% this belongs here. Feel free to rip me a new one in the comments.
I work overnights at a hotel. Last night I had a drunk guy walk up to the desk. He looks at me and goes "No eyelids man. My nephew was born today and he doesn't have any eyelids."
I'm pretty used to drunk people coming up to the desk and talking at me, but this caught my attention. I tell the guy its not the worst thing in the world and I'm sure they will be able to fix it, its better than being born blind, etc.
The guy looks up at me and says, "Yeah, they're gonna use his foreskin to fix it....My nephew is gonna be cockeyed!"
So I guess you could say Iβm the dickhead.
I would call her clothes-minded but that would make me a dickhead.
Begone, dickhead!
Her: Grapes?
Me: Yes they are.
Her: dagger eyes I mean do you want some dickhead.
So I had to the hospital because I got testivular torsion. To figure out why, I had to pass an echography. As the nurse rub the echograph on my balls (which was nice btw, try it) and dad says: "Congrats son, it's a boy!!! He looks like a dickhead, just like you!!!" My morphined self found it really funny.
My dad waited tables to pay his way through college, and he tells a story about one customer who'd made a scene upon entering the restaurant and seemed to be a dickhead generally.
(Guy sits down)
Dad: Welcome to (insert restaurant name), can I get you anything to start out? An appetizer?
Guy: Well, how's your cook?
Dad: Oh, he's great.
Guy: No. I mean how long's he been cooking?
Dad: About two... two and a half years. But he should be just about done by now.
The guy was pissed...
So I guess you could say Im the dickhead
I guess you could said I'm the dickhead
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