What Asian food do Jamaican Egyptians prefer?
What do you call an Asian bee?
"Have you heard about the Asian chef that spilled soup?"
"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"
I was poking fun at my friend for not being quite Asian, African, or European
Apparently he's a bit Turklish.
So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?
The inventors of the first successful aeroplane's parents were Asian
I guess two Wongs do make a Wright.
I once made a robot out of east asian cooking vessels.
What do you call an Asian gorilla
What works faster than a calculator?
My friend Patrick is black,white,and Asian at the same time.
Asian girls don’t poop...
I have an asian friend who's constantly mad
Found out my Asian dad doesn't like sea shanties
He only likes Ashanti, guess I'll take my leave and go
What do you call a calculator that works instantly?
What do you call someone who's half African and half Asian?
Whom does Asian parents love more than A honorable child ?
What's a decent Asian stereotype?
I’m addicted to salad and Japanese porn
I like Asian dressing and Asian undressing.
How do you tell the difference between an Asian, and an African Elephant?
It's simple. One of them is an elephant.
Just performed in my first concert in China
The crowd was so impressed, they gave me a standing of asian
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Doggo bowl
My wife asked me if I'd seen the dog bowl. I replied "I didn't know he could.".
What do you call racism against Asians?
My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.
Why do people say an Asian Girlfriend is simply the best?
Because Schezwan of a kind.
I just landed a job at a local Asian restaurant.
All I had to do was wok in for my interview!
My son asked me today the difference between “amused” and “bemused”.
At first I felt happy, but then I didn’t know what to think.
My boss fired me for cracking to many Asian jokes.
Whaddya call a girl with one leg shorter than the other?
Eileen.
Whaddya call her Asian cousin.
Irene
If girls with big boobs work at The Hooters, where do the girls with only one leg work?
What do you call an Asian man who always has correct change?
Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to
Girlfriend challenged me to an Asian Cuisine eating contest
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
What's a decent Asian stereo type?
Sony and Yamaha are my favorite.
My boss fired me for cracking too many Asian jokes.
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