4 Hilarious Ascot Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Please vote here: When a prince ties fabric around his neck, is it a scarf, cravat or an ascot?

Voting has ended. It's a tie.

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👤︎ u/OK_Compooper

📅︎ Jul 16 2020

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Someone wanted to fight about whether I was wearing a neck-tie or a cravat.

I don’t know who was right, either way my ascot kicked.

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👤︎ u/joeocal

📅︎ Jun 20 2020

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For Halloween I'm going to dress as a donkey with a kilt

I'm going to be an ascot

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👤︎ u/nolehusker

📅︎ Oct 16 2019

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My friend bought a really expensive tie online, but there is a good chance it’s fake.

I think his ascot ripped off.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ May 04 2019

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