Buckingham Puns

A list of puns related to "Buckingham"

Why are there no ducks on the pond at Buckingham palace?

Because it is for no bills only

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👤︎ u/HueyLameass
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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The latest royal baby just began speaking today! No comment from Buckingham Palace so far.

Apparently, Mum's the word.

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👤︎ u/PotBuzz
📅︎ Sep 02 2019
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The Queen recently knighted the Buckingham Palace IT guy.

He is now Sir Ver.

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👤︎ u/freedoomed
📅︎ May 17 2018
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Mom Dad jokes Dad at Buckingham Palace

During lunch, after a tour through Buckingham Palace my dad is reading through information about Queen Elizabeth and the Palace. He reads aloud, "oh it says here the Queen races pigeons for fun in the summers"

Mom fires back, "do you think they give her a head start?"

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👤︎ u/moneybagz1023
📅︎ Dec 27 2013
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What do you call an evil castle?

Buckingham malice

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👤︎ u/Ara_ara_ufufu
📅︎ Jul 29 2019
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My grandpa got me...

We were in London at Buckingham Palace waiting for the changing of guard. There were two guards patrolling, and I was pointing out something about the one on the right. He said "I don't see any deoderant." I was confused until he said "you said to look at the right guard."

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👤︎ u/IJTreasure
📅︎ Jul 05 2015
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Watching tv

Dad and I watching antiques roadshow and a model of Buckingham palace made of matchsticks comes on. Dad: "I didn't know they built it out of matchsticks, I thought it was bricks."

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👤︎ u/Blaz3
📅︎ Dec 01 2013
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